Young Writers Society

baby u mke meh cri,
whn u lft meh 4 tht f***.
Cme bck 2 meh,
u mke meh cri.

Apple
you are my
you are my apple bee
are

teh pain hurts
my heart

the pain hurts
my soul

the pain hurst
me

the pain hurts.

i iz a txt poem
i iz ryme
i iz butifl
my gramr r good

The tide is wide
so I can hide
the tide is wide
wait, no, it lied!

^^ Officially the worst poem (not for grammar)

@yubbies21

Clip, Clop The pony stops.
Then he goes and then he stops.
Clip, Clop, Clip , Clop

The clopping.

Fearsome, omnipotent clopping.

It haunts me.

Here's one that I wrote when I was about 4 or 5.

Feet
I eat
Feet I eat
I will eat feet
Today

(sarcastic voice) I was quite the writer, wasn't I?

(Not a poem, don't call the police, but can I just say that I wholeheartedly reject the concept of this thread because poetry can't actually be bad. All these poems are rad as heck in a sloppy and imperfect way.)

let's get this thread started again! ~

I call this poetry

poetry
is like words
only in a poem
format, and that
is a metaphor
for what this
poem is;
words
but, only in
a poem form.

I think poetry
works
something
like
th-
is
right?

the worst poem you can.





… Why are you all looking at me, I did it!

Once I said
Something about bread
And Bob turned his head
And he said

Go to the shed
Get me a bed
Paint it red
Then we use it to make bread

On the snow I tred
So I got a sled
And rode it to the shed
And opened it with dread

And then I got distracted by a cute puppy and forgot about bread.

My heart broke
Like an elephant
Had fallen on my chest
Breaking metaphorical ribs
Into a bazillion pieces
Of me.
And then I cried
Tears, but they were
So sad, that they
Were almost like sad rivers
Becoming sad oceans
On my face.
But honestly,
I think this was
A pretty reasonable
Reaction for having
An elephant
Fall on my chest.

finally found a bed
to rest me head
sleep like i'm dead
so tired after eating cornbread

I saw an ad
It was bad
And also not quite so rad
It made me sad
-
No one likes a spambot
They contribute not
Are to a site like rot
I sure hope it’ll get cot.