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Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:17 pm
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Leahweird says...

Lots of poor characters get names that suit their profession. There are so many rangers named Ranger it's not even funny.

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Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:44 pm
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KFMATA says...

Arth'Inthian Ranger-Bloodaxe
I feel like I just want to write this character's story. Make it completely... unexpected.
What if Arth'Inthian was a woman? What if she was born in 2001?
What if her parents were Live Action Role Playing or World of Warcraft fanatics? What if... SHE WAS CONCEIVED DURING A ROLE-PLAYING SESSION!?
I think I'm doing this wrong.

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Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:54 pm
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KuKristineanianelian Pre-Skuwl Pretti. Ugggghhhhh
The Nation of Ulysses Must Prevail!

If you don't like Mikko, you better friggin' die.

The power of Robert Smith compels you!

Adam + Lisa ♥

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Keep your money in your shoes.

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Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:01 pm
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McMourning says...

Bob Giblet

Lucy Loose

Sweetie Swanson
"One voice can be stronger than a thousand voices, " Captain Kathryn Janeway

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Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:30 pm
Blues says...

Timothy Thomas.

Jasmine-Rose-Daisy-Pansy-Tulip Bush.

And for the unpronounceable... Wyrtylhnmx Lzjhyry.

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Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:53 pm
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murtuza says...

Azenaine Kraapfurgle

Joyce Jenson

Zuma Zany

Gustave Agusto (reall?!)
It's not about the weight of what's spoken.
It's about being heard.

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Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:22 pm
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KFMATA says...

Zanna Rose Angel Love-White.

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Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:07 pm
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Shortasaurus says...


Templeton Swastika

and the list will go on.. and on.. and on.
Am I a little picky?
Yes. Yes, I am.
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(heehee about gravitation :P)

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Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:22 pm
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tinkembell says...

Tom Mato
Sue Ewe
Talon (I knew one when I was little. He scared me XD)
Blanc (One of my alter egos!)
Anything where the initials of the person's names spell out something silly. Like cake. Cheese. Pie. Fish. Goat. Beard. You get the idea ;)
Toffee Popcorn
Xav (short for Xavier). It annoys me because it hurts my brain to think of it/say it/read it.
Any awkward variations of common names that are impossible to spell.
A twin called fish, and a twin called chips.
Insane Evil
Deadly Poison

XP That was fun.
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:39 pm
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Niebla says...

As-Matik McSpoon.

Tangerine Gork.

Jack Daniels.

Sorry ... couldn't resist. :wink:

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BlueAfrica says...

Billy Joe Bob Joe Bob Henry Bob Billy-Boy Novesquienczecknovosnokov.

We actually have a character with this name. But we just call him Bob.

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Iggy says...

Gertrude. Just.. no.
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Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:28 pm
horrendous says...

May March

Sirhan Sirhan (the guy that killed Jack Kennedy - seriously what a dumb name.)

Longrod Von Hugendong

Pastel Chipperfeet

Justin Time
adjective: shockingly dreadful; horrible
synonyms: appalling, frightful, hideous


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Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:39 am
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SirenCymbaline says...

Anything I have ever used as a username ever since I was twelve, and the main character names in a novel I started when I was twelve.
It never made it past the three chapter mark.
Worse, those three chapters were the first chapter, and the last two chapters.
Talk about inconsistency and bad planning.

The main characters had verb or barely pronouncable names, and everybody else was just Bob or Fred or Joe.
And the main characters had dark backstories and exotic looks, for no apparent reason, and everybody else was just normal.

The main character's names were-

Sephirum Dusk. Seriously?

Yre Endethel (pronounced Eye-ra On-day-thel. Like anybody's going to remember that.)

Scimitar. Guess who the main villain was...

The Black Sun. An assassin so infamous she was practically the embodiment of death.

Ambrie. Tragic lover of Scimitar that died. She's boring and pointless, and just existed for stupid people to cry over.

And that is why I'm glad that I never finished that novel.
Speaking of bad names, the novel title was Province of the Flamingo Purple.
Worse, I never figured out how the story was to involve a purple flamingo or a province named after it.

My ridiculous usernames, however, were deliberately ridiculous because everything else was taken.


Essily Eloel


Purple Shadow


and others.
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Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:03 am
Ventomology says...

I named one of my characters George Poisson just so I could make a joke and call him 'fish boy'. (French...)
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They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
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surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled

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