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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

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Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:08 am
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Nai says...

Today is the craziest day of my first fortnight in a land that seemed to be forever and eternally, blanketed, and covered,: in trees.
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

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Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:31 am
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Blues says...

Once upon a time, back in the good ol' days when the bus fare only cost a twopence, back before them days before the great war, I walked down the road and stopped at Johnson's and met a friend...

"Jolly good, mate! I've got ter go now; I've got a date in the chippy. Cheerio!"

Back in the good ol' days when I was a lad just your age.

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Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:40 pm
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glitterbox says...

It all began with a phone call...
The Fabulous Clown's Sister.
I dipped my hand in glitter.
Love has no color, love has no orientation. - Adam Lambert

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Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:02 am
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Stellabeam says...

Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a princess in a castle who dreamed of meeting a prince and did.
“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”- Groucho Marx

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."-J. Danforth Quayle

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it- M. Twain

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Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:10 pm
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ArahAkachi1 says...

My worst opening line?????

"Once upon a time...there was a dragon.....The end"
Writing your name can lead to writing sentences. And then the next thing you'll be doing is writing paragraphs, and then books. And then you'll be in as much trouble as I am!

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Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:53 am
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Paracosm says...

This story is about a boy and stuff that he does. And other stuff too.
Review unto others as you would have others review unto you.

Don't panic!

Also, Shino!

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Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:44 pm
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HomelessPorcupine says...

I wrote this book with the sole purpose of scamming suckers like you out of money; the end.
"I can't afford a teddy bear, so I sleep with this contact solution."

Taran: He will not succeed in this. Somehow, we must find a way to escape. We dare not lose hope.

Fflewddur: I agree absolutely, your general idea is excellent; it's only the details that are lacking.

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Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:46 pm
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elms says...

It's sexy-time!
I'm so sorry.
I'm a kind of paranoiac in
reverse. I suspect people of
plotting to make me happy.


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Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:33 am
noninjaes says...

Jarmilanicoulasiscus stared deeply at the photo of his nemesis who he shall beat at the end of chapter 36, not moving his eyes away from the photo o his nemesis.
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Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:04 pm
Demeter says...

Call me Demeter.
"Your jokes are scarier than your earrings." -Twit

"14. Pretend like you would want him even if he wasn't a prince. (Yeah, right.)" -How to Make a Guy Like You - Disney Princess Style

Got YWS?

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Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:58 pm
DevanEWilliams says...

And there they weren't.
Stay away from limbo bears.
And always have extra marshmallows on hand in case of emergencies.

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Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:42 pm
Wicki says...

Daddy always said (insert some incredibly cliche platitude), and I (insert some
"heartwarming" way in which the child takes these words to heart and does it literally).

Most children's novels that seem to take place on ranches or farms or some sort of rural area. Truefax.

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Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:07 am
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yubbies21 says...

turning plum red, I snatched for my lunchbox and was simply kicked in the head by mean, old, nasy, rude, pig-headed, snot-faced Ryan Bryan Cryian Fyrian Tryian Guldfroom because he is simple minded and really insecure because he was teased back int the third grade by Tall Ty Todd several times a week for having a big, poofy, and curly red afro, a hair cut like that was simply a no-no way back then in that small, cramped, but pretty two roomed school house made from thick red bricks with gray, goopy mortar that was slapped in between the bricks in two seconds flat, with tall deep brown planks nailed to the roof, and green interior walls because the school ran out of money in the middle of building it and all they had left was three jumbo grand sizes of forest green paint that was slapped onto the walls as quickly as the mortar was slapped between the bricks.

Man it took forever to write this. It's hard to write badly :D :!:
"As far as having a plot that sucks, welcome to the first draft of every idea I’ve ever had."
-Kami Garcia

The best thing about it though, is that it's okay.

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Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:03 am
Prism says...

My name is Kaitlyn and this is my story.

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
— Audrey Hepburn