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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:30 am
MarbleToast says...



The castle Of hill was made of stine, and there was a storm; it was raining heavvilly.
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
This clockwork will not rest
  





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Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:35 pm
MistressScarlett2 says...



"Dude, what're you thinking?" Ryna asked. :) awesome."
[b] There is nothing wrong with being creative, but you must be able to believe in yourself and know what you want to create.[/b] :wink:
  





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Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:38 pm
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Firelight says...



Once upon a time the was,like, this dude who, like, yeah.
“You know a conjurer gets no credit when once he has explained his trick, and if I show you too much of my method of working, you will come to the conclusion that I am a very ordinary individual after all.”
  





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Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:00 pm
Swiftfurthewarrior says...



"Listen to my story. This may be our last chance."

"Oh sure! Soon! Like, tomorrow soon!"

"This is my story. It'll go the way I want...or I'll end it here!"

"Dad...I hate you."
"I know."

Awful lines from FFX.
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Yes, I know I need a signature.


An author paints with words, an artist writes with paint.
  





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Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:07 pm
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Swiftfurthewarrior says...



How can you bear to get up when you have one of the cutest kittehs in the world purring on your lap?

The cat is just sitting there and drifting off, and you want to get up to get something and your like: "Cat, get up and get off mai lap,I don't want to wake you."


I actually wrote this one time. :|
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An author paints with words, an artist writes with paint.
  





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Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:14 pm
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Heir says...



"This is a book."
People can say that you can't write, but don't let them say you don't.
  





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Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:14 pm
ChiravianSkies says...



"Fleck paused a second as a hoarse voice called through the wood in which he was playing in."
This was pre-first-draft Stoneslide.
  





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Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:28 pm
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SkyeWalker says...



"So, this is my first try writing, like, ever..."
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
  





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Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:32 pm
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jayflames1 says...



"Ugg, stop biting me stupid mosquitoes!" I said as I pooped in the forest
Stupid... Writing... mumblemumble... dramatic... stupid.... danget.
  





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Sat May 16, 2015 6:45 pm
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steampowered says...



"This sentence forms the beginning of my novel, the beginning of my chapter, the beginning of my paragraph and the beginning of my slow descent into insanity..."
Live well. Learn lots. Question everything.
  





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Sat May 16, 2015 7:34 pm
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Harker says...



@TheScratchedAcoustic NO!!!! Rose!
John. Queer guy, writer, fan of stuff.

~ Some men are born in their bodies, others have to fight for it. ~
  





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Sun May 17, 2015 6:48 pm
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erilea says...



IT was a dark and stormy night. Five cavemen were siting in the cave. One said, "Bob. Tell us a story." and bob said:
"It was a dark and stormy night. Five cavemen were sitting in the cave. One said, "Bob. Tell us a story." And Bob said:
etc.
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments
  





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Mon May 18, 2015 4:51 pm
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Dbrd231 says...



This is NOT a Sailor Moon ripoff. Seriously. It's not. I swear.

-How I could possibly open my magical girl WIP in a "just for giggles" screw-up-everything" draft that might be a fun future writing exercise.
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!! - Margaret White (Carrie, 1976)
  





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Sat May 23, 2015 4:44 am
Yezzismilez says...



"Yo where you wanna sleep?" he said.
" I dunno." ling responded.
"chuy I think I ate too much."
They started to make weird noises until one fell down and got up to the noise heard outside.
express yourself
Best choice. to Improve :D ^_^
  





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Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:55 pm
raevynstar says...



My very first long story's opening. I was eleven years old and trying to write a dystopian novel...it ended up being 15 pages long and almost shame-inducing.
"Gone. Before I was born."
I think I was copying RL Stine with the sentence fragmenting.
Why read this? Why not do that thing you always wanted to do?
Go now. Find your passion. I'm sure it's not reading signatures.
  








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