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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:08 am
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Kazumi says...



*insert a dead meme here*

my name's jeff
top kek
  





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Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:29 am
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KiraThePotatoChip says...



Jeoffry had idolized a trashcan for years, but little did he know, Harambe did 4/20
Bisexual Disaster, Master Stroke of a human being, may or may not incite a revolution.
  





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Sat Feb 03, 2018 7:27 am
preston7 says...



"This is the first sentence."
  





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Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:05 am
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RaidenCheese says...



"Like a fart, he emerged from between two couch cushions, looking pleasantly pleased with the reactions of the others standing in the room."

Welp, here's my attempt
I'm cool as a cucumber
Even if I'm in a pickle


Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
  





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Thu May 31, 2018 2:58 am
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Elfboy says...



The history of Neo-Platonic Phytoplankton is a long and boring one. Here it is in it's entirety.
"What is grief, if not love persevering?"

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Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:16 pm
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Lives4Christ24 says...



You will love this book, I know it.
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Jesus Rocks, So Roll With Him

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Fri May 19, 2023 5:14 pm
fantasies says...



"Do you hear snoring? 'cause I do," said Jack, looking around the room. Then he started snoring.
i’m not dead, okay?
  





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Fri May 19, 2023 5:20 pm
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VengefulReaper says...



Before I begin, I'd like to thank NordVPN, the sponsor of this book!
  





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Fri May 19, 2023 5:51 pm
vampricone6783 says...



This story has a scary clown.
  





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Fri May 19, 2023 5:59 pm
Kaia says...



I had to write this for my literature teacher.
Traditional Christian, ISFJ, and Infamous Quirky Cat
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Fri May 19, 2023 6:07 pm
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alliyah says...



Hi, my name is Alliyah, and there is a lot going on in my life right now - the second problem is that I tripped headfirst into a bowl of pudding, the first problem is what this story is about.
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return
  





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Fri May 19, 2023 10:47 pm
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GengarIsBestBoy says...



These are actual examples from some of my old stories:

Autumn; it’s the season for wearing cozy plaid sweaters, drinking pumpkin spice lattes, and picking out the perfect pumpkin for carving. More importantly, though, fall is the perfect time to gather around a bonfire with your buddies and tell spooky stories. Our protagonists happened to be doing just that.


It was a wonderful day in the non-canon dimension. The birds weren’t singing, and the flowers weren’t blooming. The non-canon dimension was an endless white void (this basically means that the setting isn’t important)


Uhh.. yeah , I actually added those parentheses to the story. To explain, whenever I was writing about my ocs doing something that they wouldn’t normally do, or i was writing a story about two characters who couldn’t canonically interact, I made the setting a white void that I named “the non-canon dimension.” It was… really dumb
How dare you make fun of Molly Mcgee?! That’s my job!!

—Scratch, The Ghost and Molly Mcgee

[Gengar! :D]
[Spooky month fan, internet cryptid, certified nerd]
  





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Sat May 20, 2023 12:34 am
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Liminality says...



Herbaceous had always been the odd one out, the black sheep of the family, the outcast, the cast-away, the one who wore green sweaters instead of pink shirts, who liked the outdoors, who was less than 6 feet tall and who was a bit of a pushover.



(Not super inventive, but I tried - I haven't been reading enough 'worst sentence' worthy things lately xD)
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Sat May 20, 2023 9:59 pm
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Rose says...



In a tiny village where cows moo with British accents and chickens walk around in big boots, the day began with an ear-bleeding bleat from the decade-old village goat, who was missing three teeth.
Think like a proton; always positive ;)
  





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Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:27 am
foxmaster says...



There was once someone who had an absoloutley perfect life, and you are about to hear all about it in mind numbing detail! So first, the someone moved an inch to the left, with her right foot... then her left...

This is the best I can do, I think.
Last edited by foxmaster on Sat Aug 05, 2023 8:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
  








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