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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:28 pm
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TheGirlInTheDress says...



There was once a sparkly vampire....
"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once."

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Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:18 pm
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ShakespeareWallah says...



I'm like, you know totally into this vampire dude and we're like, you know, hitting it up
  





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Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:40 am
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iEuphoria says...



This is a story about a boy named Chris. Or was it Kevin..? Anyway, doesn't matter, the point is I love him and we almost break up, but we can't live without each other so we don't. By the way, I'm eleven.
  





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Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:31 pm
WritingWolf says...



Here is the best one I could think of...

"Ones upon a time this book had a plot, the end"
~You can only grasp what you reach for~
  





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Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:15 pm
Huli says...



Once there was a very normal person.
  





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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:27 pm
KatKage says...



. . . oh, was I supposed to start? ^^
I am a Leaf on the Wind,
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Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel,
Kyrie Eleison through darkness of the night
  





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Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:57 am
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backgroundbob says...



It was like my Dad used to say, "son, there's two types of people in this world: those that write stories, and those that don't get beaten senseless by their fathers for wasting time writing stories," so if you'll excuse me ...
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AlfredSymon says...



Her name was Martha, and she's just a made up character whose boring love-life springs between the intentions and actuality of the following story which I will tell, beginning from her arrival at school and ending in her funeral.

Possible second and third lines
There, I spoiled everything for you. Now let me thank you for buying the book; you have my blessing to recycle it now.
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:38 pm
Aley says...



In Shakespearean myth, there was a kid who had blue eyes and ate worms for breakfast as his green eyes settled on the horizon and wondered why people were so freaked out about his brown eyes as he munched on his rolls.
  





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Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:51 pm
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Auxiira says...



Never again would she love anyone.

puts the book down and bangs her head on the nearest hard surface.
That just means that they'll fall in love again in the book. It's also grammatically incorrect. :twisted:
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:34 pm
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Master_Yoda says...



Gonna try my hand at this again:

The storm rolled across the heavens, thundering a snarl through midnight's breath; carrying terror on her back.

Wow, I'm not very good at these bad openings, am I?
#TNT

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
-- Robert Frost

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:31 pm
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DiskElemental says...



"Heliotropic eyes peered out from her long flowing locks of hair, which was darker than the blackest, most moonless, midnight with hints of natural purple around the edges, he skin was absolutely flawless, like a rose that had been masterfully sculpted by an expert carver, out of alabaster, purer and whiter than snow on the tallest moun-"

Nope. Sorry can't do this anymore, I think that's enough literary genocide for one day.
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Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:01 pm
Nike says...



Once upon a time, there was an old grumpy man with an old grumpy attitude and he was carrying a spoon.
“There is no need to call me Sir, Professor.”
  





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Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:43 pm
spottedkit says...



Once upon a time, there was this book. It had words in it. That you will now read.
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Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:15 pm
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niteowl says...



Have you ever wanted to read a book that began with a pointless question?
If so, I'm glad I could fulfill that wish for you.
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