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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Sat May 05, 2012 7:45 am
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iEuphoria says...



This story is about a boy who meets a girl and they wind up married even though she cheats and some other stuff and they die in eachothers arms.
  





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Sun May 06, 2012 1:38 am
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LadyPurple says...



Sara never liked fruit. She hated Bananas and oranges and grapes. But she hated one fruit in particular the most...passion fruit. She hated them since the day one had gone sailing through the air one summer morning and slammed into her father's head, killing him.
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Mon May 14, 2012 3:07 pm
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Omni says...



Here's a horrible one.

I groaned and pushed my cat off my bed. "Bark." It went. Stupid cat.
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Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:05 am
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iEuphoria says...



It all started when I was sixteen years old and I lost my dog and I never found him and it was very sad until I got a new one named Scruffy.
  





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Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:54 pm
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LadyPurple says...



You probably shouldn't be reading this book...because you could be in serious danger. You could even...die! But wait! Keep reading!
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Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:11 am
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KatKage says...



One day,. . . no, wait, it was a night, wasn't it? No, more like early morning. What do you count 2:34 as? Morning or night? What if you added 23.89 secconds? Does that change anything? Hmmm. . . Well, anyway there was this tanuki. . . hey, what is a tanuki anyway? Hmm. . .Lemme just look this up. . . a raccon-dog? What, did a raccon and a dog get togther? Why would they do that? Man Japan is wierd. Atleast their manga's good. Wait, what am I doing here?
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Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:45 am
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BrooklynWriter says...



I'll give it a try I guess.

That man over here, he is an ordinary man who is super duper boring and now I'm going to tell you a story about him that is really really boring because that man is really boring and nothing ever happens in his life except for when he buys pie.
  





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Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:13 am
Nargles says...



I will tell you a story, it sucks but, hey, read it anyway!
Don't let the Nargles bite.
And don't let a dementor kiss you good night.


It's a charm actually. It keeps away the Nargles- Luna
  





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Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:20 am
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SkyeJane says...



Prepare to be amazed.

That was it by the way................
*Life goes on within you and without you.*
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:22 pm
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firepen says...



Bob was sad.

If I read this, I would probably put the book down immediately!
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:37 pm
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Tenyo says...



I'd never given much thought to how I would die - though I'd never had reason enough in the last few months - but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this.

(I couldn't resist. Please don't eat me.)
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:50 pm
Thalizar says...



The End.
"Man is free the moment he wishes to be" - Voltaire
  





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Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:52 pm
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Thalizar says...



To be honest, some of these are really good starts, if.. followed correctly!
"Man is free the moment he wishes to be" - Voltaire
  





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Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:37 am
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iEuphoria says...



I was walking through the park one day when I came across a peculiar old man, feeding birds pieces of his sandwich. When I sat beside him, he fed me to the birds.
  





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Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:09 pm
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JOV97 says...



The end.
You're my favourite.
  








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