Young Writers Society

tomorrow, will never reach but we do today so listen in presence
No idea what I'm talking about.. I just know that tomorrow never comes.

The weather was [description of weather].

your mom is hot.

or

all your base are belong to us

I am what I eat.

Umm... what was i going to give a 50 page speech on again?

Hello my name is <Insert name here> and I would like to talk to you about my boring life.

many people are doing this wrong and are doing rather interesting lines

He looked ou the window, he saw a 17 year old palm tree it had 15 palms on it they were all green the trunk of the tree was a gray brown but more gray than brown color there were 10 ripples on one palm 9 on another palm ect.

it goes on to decsibe more than you would ever want to know about the palm how.
i think this is a really exiting interesting line

Everyone he knew thought john was a jerk; john was inclined to agree.

The forest was dark.

Hakimemashte! Kakiga ski desu!

My ass was flatter then, and less round.

If i were ripply, I would be stronger.

Shit.

i really don't why i'm writing this but i think i know why you are reading this though i can't tell why you are wearing a taoir mask but i'm sure i like swan pidgeons as much as Edd does cause he's not you and you're not him and i'm definately not you and you're definately not me as you and i don't share the same name and surname and neither does Edd or the boy who's standing next to you wondering what swan pidgeons are.


pretty terrible,huh?

Yaaawm....

If you can read this...

The butler did it.

Those who read this will die, so don't read this.

HAHAHA
Ha... I can write another one...

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Milk shot out of Sarah's nose.

:smirks:

"OMGAZ YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE BOOK!"

"The poodle was wrapped around my noodle."

"I love toast."

Basically, it was John Fredrickson with a knife in the drawing room, but I wasnt to know that then.

Hehehe. Nothing like giving the entire book away with the first sentence (Seriously, I've come across books that started somewhat like that). Also, stories beginning with a poem (made up by the author) tend to be embarrassingly cliche.

I'm a bad writer...