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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Sun Jun 26, 2016 2:51 pm
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reikann says...



Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da h*** out of here!).
-Credit to My Immortal.
  





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Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:29 am
TheStormAroundMe says...



Here's my try:

"The weather was pleasant outside: not amazing, but not rainy or bleak, only filled with halfhearted clouds drifting across its blue expanse."
“La giraffa ha il cuore lontano dai pensieri. Si è innamorata ieri, e ancora non lo sa.” - Stefano Benni

TheStormAroundMe
  





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Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:53 pm
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JadeBunny says...



Instead of a dark and stormy night, it was a bright and sunny day.
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. -Benjamin Franklin
  





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Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:08 pm
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KiraThePotatoChip says...



It was cold. Not winter cold, but cold like a piece of frozen broccoli.
Bisexual Disaster, Master Stroke of a human being, may or may not incite a revolution.
  





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Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:54 am
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Cub says...



Sneezing is a habit of life, thought Snog, like eating, sleeping, eating, dying, and yawning.
Let's just say that's my worst attempt at being worst!
CUB 8)
  





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Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:26 am
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PrincessInk says...



It was a sunny day and the birds chirped in the morning cheerfully.
always daydreaming, always clumsy
  





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Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:06 am
Werthan says...



Cub wrote:Sneezing is a habit of life, thought Snog, like eating, sleeping, eating, dying, and yawning.
Let's just say that's my worst attempt at being worst!


Yeah, I thought this was good in an ironic, way, especially since it uses this sort of thing: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... MilkSquick
Und so lang du das nicht hast
Dieses: Stirb und Werde!
Bist du nur ein trüber Gast
Auf der dunklen Erde

(And as long as you don't have
This: Die and become!
You are only a gloomy guest
On the dark Earth)

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  





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Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:20 am
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voiceofdragons says...



Like all stories, there must be a clear beginning; and for Anna this was hers.
  





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Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:46 am
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Apricity says...



i fell into a hole today
Previously Flite

'And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' ― Friedrich Nietzsche

~Open for business~
  





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Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:44 pm
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sheysse says...



Sometimes life prevents you from doing certain things, and for me that was getting to Wal-Mart.
  





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Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:53 pm
Dest says...



Once upon a time, junk got real for the world's heroes.
  





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Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:03 pm
ChieTheWriter says...



the end
"Nobody has an easy time in this world. Either you climb out of the muck and become a human being, or you die." - Josh Randall, Wanted: Dead or Alive
  





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Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:30 pm
zaminami says...



Once upon a time lived a princess.

Don't argue with me, you know it's true.
tartaglia, they/he lesbian.
i also go by skylar and reginald!
First member of the bio trio™.
victim of the writer’s block disease
  





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Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:59 pm
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Feltrix says...



As Anna looked smilingly at her zestfully-dressed aunt, she had no idea that her cousin was deceasing just a few blocks away.
Intrepid Explorer
Squire of the Green Room
Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid
Brief Castaway
Founder of Hermits United
TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year
Dark Matter Overlord
Kind of a Big Deal
  





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Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:03 pm
Feltrix says...



(Insert any pun here. Yes, any.)
Intrepid Explorer
Squire of the Green Room
Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid
Brief Castaway
Founder of Hermits United
TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year
Dark Matter Overlord
Kind of a Big Deal
  








That, sir, is the most frightening battlefield in the world: the blank page.
— Larry McMurtry, Comanche Moon