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Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:09 pm
LoveableLittleSock says...



Because somebody spit in their eyes.

Why have like, 5 billion people asked what the meaning of life is?
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Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:12 pm
Gahks says...



Because they're special and you're not.

How come I can't be part of a circus act?
"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." William Faulkner.

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Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:19 pm
wwjnd says...



Because your not double jointed....

Who keeps eating all of my cheatos?!
How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:27 pm
Gahks says...



The thick brain that tells your mouth to.

Why do I even bother to talk to you?
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Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:21 pm
lyrical_sunshine says...



Because I make you think your life might be worth something.

Why do we talk so much?
“We’re still here,” he says, his voice cold, his hands shaking. “We know how to be invisible, how to play dead. But at the end of the day, we are still here.” ~Dax

Teacher: "What do we do with adjectives in Spanish?"
S: "We eat them!"
  





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Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:58 am
Avens Dolor says...



Because if we stopped to think, our brains would explode.

Why does the person next to me keep playing "Fergalicious" over and over?
  





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Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:00 am
kittykat says...



because you refuse to sing along

why does it make my friend nautious to read in a car while it's moving, when it does not me?
Our happiness here is all vain glory,
This false world is but transitory,
The flesh is weak, the Fiend is slee
Timor mortis conturbat me.
--William Dunbar
  





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Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:34 pm
Gahks says...



Because you can't spell nauseous (joke).

Why is that old man smelling of an attic?
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:52 pm
Firestar says...



If you had been stuck in an attic three days strait, you'd smell of it to.

When are we going to have flying cars?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
  





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Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:31 pm
thunder_dude7 says...



Later.

Why is my computer so stinking slow?!?!?!?!?!
  





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Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:14 pm
Gahks says...



Because you're the one that decided to buy it for a knockdown price.

Why am I human?
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:29 am
Firestar says...



Because that's what we're called.

Why do people think Elvis is still alive?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
  





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Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:38 am
CrossMyHeart says...



Because the price of tea in china is high.

Why do people ask question other than to get answers?
  





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Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:47 pm
Gahks says...



They do it just for kicks.

Why can't I learn to drive until I'm seventeen?
"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." William Faulkner.

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Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:38 pm
Reason Invalid says...



Because the law said so.

Who is it?
It is only when dissonance plays one will find pleasure in consonance.
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