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Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:21 pm
Musicaloo7311 says...



Magical fairies fly around zapping each other with lasers, and sometimes they miss. Therefore, lightning.

Why is water wet?
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:32 pm
peanut19 says...



Because every year the wet monster sprinkles magical dust on all the water. But this dust isn't really dust it's harvested from the clouds, therefore it is wet.

Why do people like beets?
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:36 pm
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Explosive_Pen says...



Because "beets" make them feel all bad-ass and give them the strength to go and beat people up.

Why is the sky blue?
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:41 pm
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Because the sky first wanted green, but the earth stole it. Then it just copied the water because the sky thought it was pretty.

Why is the candy Nerds called Nerds?
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step." ~ Lao-tzu

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Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:49 pm
Explosive_Pen says...



Because they where little microscopic glasses and little microscopic braces and inside the Nerds box, they collude while playing their microscopic game od D & D.

How come snow is white?
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:44 pm
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Because vampires came and sucked all the color out of it.

Why is the sun bright?
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:34 am
Winter's Twelfth Night says...



Because whoever controls the universe hates ants so he gave humans a fun way of using a magnifying glass to kill innocent creatures.

Why do erasures always leave bits of rubber on your paper and desk?
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be?
Hermione: As merry as you will.
Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one
Of sprites and goblins.

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Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:36 am
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Because the evils of the world hate both humans and erasers, so they kill erasers and leave their remains to annoy humans.

Why can we speak?
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:42 am
TexanWriter says...



So we can fight over who gets the biggest piece of cake.

Why is the earth round?
Religion without science is lame; science without religion is blind.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:42 am
Winter's Twelfth Night says...



So our hands don't get tired from sign language!

Why is there a teacup hanging from the tree?
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be?
Hermione: As merry as you will.
Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one
Of sprites and goblins.

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Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:40 am
MeadowLark says...



The silly little monkey who lives in the apple shaped house down the road put it there to catch the raindrops.

Why do dogs and horses walk in circles before lying down?

(Horses do walk in circles. I've watched mine.)
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:24 am
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They have to make themselve tired before they lie down, so they chase their shadows.

Why do people like music?
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:33 am
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Winter's Twelfth Night says...



Because it is primitive instinct to hit things with sticks.

Why is there a cloud shaped like a lamp outside?
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be?
Hermione: As merry as you will.
Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one
Of sprites and goblins.

The Winter's Tale
  





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Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:09 am
MeadowLark says...



The cloud creator couldn't read the instruction manual so he created a cloud lamp for light.

How are the Northern Lights made?
Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
With my three good companions
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BluesClues says...



A bunch of beavers were interested in stage-lighting but no one would hire them because they were wild animals. So they decided to do their own stage-lighting work over the tundra. Their stage-lighting project is known as the Northern Lights.

Why is chocolate delicious?
  








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