z

Young Writers Society


Ask a stupid question...



User avatar
6 Reviews



Gender: Male
Points: 890
Reviews: 6
Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:36 am
Hotaru-Kun says...



It... isn't?

Why does my dog bark at herself after sneezing?
Sometimes you have to look beyond what you see, if that fails... Just listen to Cher.
  





User avatar
66 Reviews



Gender: Female
Points: 890
Reviews: 66
Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:26 pm
cooldude19967 says...



She wants to scare the goblins away from climbing back up her/his nose.

Why is "q" the first letter on the keyboard?
Ready and willing to rip your work to shreds! (That is if you want it) Check out my "will review for food" thread.

topic42969.html
  





User avatar
6 Reviews



Gender: Male
Points: 890
Reviews: 6
Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:05 pm
Hotaru-Kun says...



Because queer penguins declared it so.

Where do lost things go?
Sometimes you have to look beyond what you see, if that fails... Just listen to Cher.
  





User avatar
277 Reviews



Gender: Male
Points: 7061
Reviews: 277
Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:41 pm
Master_Yoda says...



To the... lost property, usually.

Why do people ask such weird questions?
#TNT

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
-- Robert Frost

I review your reviews: viewtopic.php?f=188&t=94522
  





User avatar
66 Reviews



Gender: Female
Points: 890
Reviews: 66
Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:55 pm
View Likes
cooldude19967 says...



Because aliens take over our minds and tell us to ask them.

Why is making up conspiracy theories so fun?
Ready and willing to rip your work to shreds! (That is if you want it) Check out my "will review for food" thread.

topic42969.html
  





User avatar
14 Reviews



Gender: Male
Points: 1912
Reviews: 14
Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:42 pm
View Likes
Sanareth says...



Because the effort making them up requires takes up room in your brain, pushing out some of the bad stuff and making you feel good.

Why do we have hair?
"...I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses..."

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room."
  





Random avatar


Gender: Female
Points: 890
Reviews: 13
Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:44 pm
LydiaB says...



To clog our shower drains. It's a conspiracy!

If there's such a thing as construction, then what's prostruction?
Is Pat Buchanan the answer to everything in your life? If so, put "Pat Buchanan" in your signature.

If you're looking for a good fantasy story in need of help...
Purple Magic
:D
  





User avatar
14 Reviews



Gender: Male
Points: 1912
Reviews: 14
Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:47 pm
View Likes
Sanareth says...



Construction, but done by pros.

How were dalmatians invented?
"...I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses..."

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room."
  





Random avatar


Gender: Female
Points: 890
Reviews: 13
Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:49 pm
LydiaB says...



When a mommy dalmatian and a daddy dalmatian love each other very much...

What's the only thing bigger than your head?
Is Pat Buchanan the answer to everything in your life? If so, put "Pat Buchanan" in your signature.

If you're looking for a good fantasy story in need of help...
Purple Magic
:D
  





User avatar
14 Reviews



Gender: Male
Points: 1912
Reviews: 14
Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:54 pm
Sanareth says...



Your head.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
"...I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses..."

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room."
  





Random avatar


Gender: Female
Points: 890
Reviews: 13
Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:56 pm
View Likes
LydiaB says...



I don't know. They both taste good fried, though.

Why don't guys wear dresses?
Is Pat Buchanan the answer to everything in your life? If so, put "Pat Buchanan" in your signature.

If you're looking for a good fantasy story in need of help...
Purple Magic
:D
  





User avatar
287 Reviews



Gender: Female
Points: 7596
Reviews: 287
Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:03 pm
Moriah Leila says...



Because they have hairy legs.

If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables and peanut oil is made out of peanuts, then what is baby oil made of?
I am not addicted to reading, I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.
  





User avatar



Gender: Male
Points: 300
Reviews: 0
Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:48 am
Childark says...



Babies silly!

Why do we have nose hairs
  





User avatar
66 Reviews



Gender: Female
Points: 890
Reviews: 66
Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:10 am
cooldude19967 says...



It's scared of our eye, so it tries to hide up there.

Why is it that screws are called screws and nails are called nails?
Ready and willing to rip your work to shreds! (That is if you want it) Check out my "will review for food" thread.

topic42969.html
  





User avatar
239 Reviews



Gender: Female
Points: 7829
Reviews: 239
Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:07 pm
MeadowLark says...



Screws are unnormal and nails are normal

What does lightning come from?
Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
With my three good companions
just my rifle, pony and me

--- "My Rifle My Pony and Me"
  








You sound like you're becoming emotionally involved with the custard.
— Nikki Morgan