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Fri May 23, 2008 12:58 am
Alright, here's the deal. When you post, you post a question AND an answer in the reply. For example, I would ask, "Why is the sky blue?"
You would post, "Because a blue berry threw up on it. What is a pear?"
I would post, "The offspring of a snail. Why do birds have wings?"
"Because this, that, and the other. What is blah, blah, blah?"
You get the idea. If you have any questions, PM me so you don't screw up the thread, okay?
My question: What sound does a cat make?
Fri May 23, 2008 10:56 am
Why are mountains so tall?
Fri May 23, 2008 2:41 pm
Because they eat their vegetables.
Why does a vest have no sleeves?
Fri May 23, 2008 2:44 pm
Because the magical chipmunks of old told them they didn't have to have sleeves.
Why is snow white?
You can only be Lost in one place for so long. After awhile you just call it home.
I could say a thousand words and break your heart. Or I could never say one, and break it just the same.
Fri May 23, 2008 3:42 pm
Because at the time God only had white crayons.
What's the moon made out of?
Fri May 23, 2008 8:36 pm
Why do I have this weird force that stops me from writing anything?
Fri May 23, 2008 8:43 pm
Writing for love is a pas
Because your brain dislikes the computer.
Why are there words?
No where to run...baby let's hide. Take her in your arms on a chilling winter's night. Watch the stars twinkle and glisten. Know that you've found the one person that will listen. ~*(ME)*~
Fri May 23, 2008 9:29 pm
To write with.
Why am I here?
"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." William Faulkner.
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Fri May 23, 2008 9:42 pm
To write things.
What's the point of math questions that ask about measuring soup labels when none of us is actually bored-out-of-our-minds enough to do that?
Our happiness here is all vain glory,
This false world is but transitory,
The flesh is weak, the Fiend is slee
Timor mortis conturbat me.
Fri May 23, 2008 9:59 pm
because it's the reason for the universe.
Why is school boring?
Will critique for food!
Fri May 23, 2008 10:27 pm
Because you're not interested.
Do dollar store employees get an employee discount? (substitute national currency if need be)
"2-4-6-8! I like to delegate!" -Meshugenah
"Teague: Stomping on your dreams since 1992." -Sachiko
"So I'm looking at FLT and am reminded of a sandwich." -Jabber
Fri May 23, 2008 10:44 pm
Yes. They only pay 100 cents.
Why do I have to sit next to the same annoying lab parter two semesters in a row?
Fri May 23, 2008 11:03 pm
Because the caterpillar gods love to laugh at you.
What does "POV" stand for?
I am reminded of the babe by you.
Sat May 24, 2008 12:55 am
Pesimistic odd vulture
Why do we have to study history?
Sat May 24, 2008 10:47 am
Because our history teachers are actually historical figures in disguise.
Why do frogs exist?
Be yourself; everybody else is already taken.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
When you're being nice to your character, you're being bad to your book.
“Hope” is the thing with feathers - That perches in the soul - And sings the tune without the words - And never stops - at all -
— Emily Dickinson
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