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Your own Vonnegut autobiography



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Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:22 am
Rjjr_vectra says...



[I put this as a writing activity because I don't wanna judge/make a contest]

I love Slaughterhouse-Five, even the autobiography poem Mr. Vonnegut wrote as an intro. What you guys have to do is write an autobiography with the same structure as his poem. Basically, plagiarism :)

Here's what the poem looked like:

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A FOURTH-GENERATION GERMAN-AMERICAN
NOW LIVING IN EASY CIRCUMSTANCES
ON CAPE COD
[AND SMOKING TOO MUCH],
WHO, AS AN AMERICAN INFANTRY SCOUT
HORS DE COMBAT,
AS A PRISONER OF WAR,
WITNESSED THE FIRE-BOMBING
OF DRESDEN, GERMANY,
"THE FLORENCE OF THE ELBE,"
A LONG TIME AGO,
AND SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE.
THIS IS A NOVEL
SOMEWHAT IN TELEGRAPHIC SCHIZOPHRENIC
MANNER OF TALES
OF THE PLANET TRALFAMADORE,
WHERE THE FLYING SAUCERS
COME FROM
PEACE.

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And as a good sport I'll start first:

A SECOND-GENERATION ASIAN AMERICAN
NOW LIVING IN EASY CIRUMSTANCES
ON TRALFAMADORE
[AND THINKING TOO MUCH],
WHO, AS AN AMERICAN IMMIGRANT
NOLI ME TANGERE,
AS A PRISONER OF THE FUTURE
WITNESSED THE CAPITALISM
OF THE STAR-SPANGLED NATION,
"AMERICA THE GREAT,"
A SHORT WHILE SINCE YESTERDAY,
AND SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE.
THIS IS A BIOGRAPHY
SOMEWHAT IN THE COPYRIGHT VIOLATION
MANNER OF POEMS
OF THE PLANET EARTH
WHERE CIVIL LAWSUITS
COME FROM
NOWHERE.
  





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Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:09 pm
Dream Deep says...



I just started reading Slaughterhouse-Five; you're right, it's great. Much love to Vonnegut. ^_^ Though I do believe that there is a period just after that last 'from'? Making 'Peace' its own sentence.



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A THIRD-GENERATION SLOVAKIAN-AMERICAN
NOW MAKING MUSIC IN ODDLY QUIET CIRCUMSTANCES
TWENTY MILES OFF OF A TRAINING SITE FOR THE NATIONAL GUARD
[AND THINKING TOO DARKLY],
WHO, AS A RELUCTANT WESTERNER
A NE ELOKVENTNOST,
AS A DREAMER OF DREAMS,
WILL WITNESS SOMETHING FINE, DOUBTLESS
PERHAPS IN BERLIN OR PARIS
"THE CITY OF LIGHTS,"
WHILE CONVERSING WITH A FELLOW REMINISCENT OF TROTSKY,
IF TROTSKY HAD A WEAKNESS FOR 0.7 LEAD.
THIS IS A BIOGRAPHY
SOMEWHAT MORE FOCUSED ON THE FUTURE
THAN ON TALES OF THE PAST,
OF LIFE THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN LIVED:
IT'S WHERE I'M GOING THAT INTERESTS ME
MOST MAGNIFICENTLY.
LOVE.
  





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Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:33 am
Teague says...



Okay, disregarding the fact that the caps are making my eyes bleed, this was fun!

A THIRD-GENERATION IRISH-AMERICAN
NOW LIVING IN CHAOTIC CIRCUMSTANCES
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT
[AND DREAMING TOO BIG]
WHO, AS A PRISONER OF THE EARTH
EN VOULU MA VOLONTÉ
AS A DAYDREAMING BRILLIANCE,
WITNESSED THE WARS
OF COUNTLESS OTHERS
"CONFLICT WITHIN US ALL"
EVERY DAY SINCE MY BIRTH
AND SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE.
THIS IS A BIOGRAPHY
SOMEWHAT IN THE OVERLY DRAMATIC
MANNER OF TALES
OF A LIFE HELD TOGETHER BY DREAMS
WHERE THE PAST IS TOLD BY
THOSE WHO
WIN.
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:12 am
Via says...



This is actually kind of fun!

A FIRST-GENERATION DREAMCHASER
NOW LIVING TO CHANGE THE WORLD
ANYWHERE
[AND LOVING TOO MUCH],
WHO, AS A HUMANIST
NAKUPENDA.
AS AN AMERICAN,
WITNESSED THE TERRORIST ATTACKS
OF NEW YORK,
"THE TWIN TOWERS,"
ONLY SIX YEARS AGO,
AND SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE.
THIS IS A LIFE
SOMEWHAT IN CRAZINESS
SURROUNDED BY GOOD INTENTIONS
OF THE FAMILY STREET,
WHERE THE GOSSIP RUNS HIGH
BUT COMES FROM
LOVE.
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:44 pm
Leja says...



This is a really great idea! :D


A FOURTH-GENERATION DRIFTER
NOW LIVING IN CIRCUMSTANCES OF GREAT OPPORTUNITY
IN A WONDERFUL PLACE
[AND PLANNING TOO GRANDLY],
WHO, AS AN AMERICAN STUDENT
LISTA PARA CAMBIAR LA SITUACION,
AS A PRISONER OF EDUCATION,
WITNESSED THE EARTH SHATTERING CHANGE
OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY,
"CONFLICT EMBODIED,"
NOT SO LONG AGO,
AND SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE.
THIS IS A NOVEL
SOMEWHAT IN A DREAMING LISTLESSNESS
MANNER OF TALES
OF THE PLANET EARTH,
WHERE THE HOPE OF ALL
COMES FROM
TOGETHER.
  








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