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Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:05 pm
Layleun says...



This is called Why did... It's almost like an excuse game but different. Heres an example.

Why did green aliens take over the world?

They took over the world beacause they need some cheese for their awesome cake

Try to think of the randomist answer possible :D

Why did the pudding turn into a living glob?
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:46 am
gyrfalcon says...



Because it got lonely for it's friends, the white blood cells.

Why did the ice cream cry?
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis
  





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Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:47 pm
Gazza_14 says...



Because it was being emotionally blackmailed by the cheesecake.

Who murdered the man in the moon?
Stop. Look. Jive!
  





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Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:40 pm
Manny says...



The woman in the moon.

How does the 'you are here' sign at the mall know where you are?
  





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Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:49 pm
Lindsaroo says...



The Pigs in the ceiling watch you and whisper where you are to the signs.


Why did the chicken run away from the Farmer?
"After it happened I thought that I'd just try to live as normally as possible and bury it, but things like that don't stay buried. I didn't think it would, but it taints your whole life."

"My desires were bestial, obviously." -Jeffery Dahmer.
  





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Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:50 pm
Poltergiest says...



Because the farmer was trying to eat him!

Why Does Naruto Wear Orange???
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

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Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:51 am
Layleun says...



Huge mistake. You see, Naruto's favorite color is purple so his definition of a bad ass color was orange. He never knew.

Why did the mouse leave the keyboard?
  





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Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:25 am
logosgal says...



For the printer/scanner/copier. (It likes a device that can multi-function.)

Why did drum run away from the percussionist?
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:50 pm
lyrical_sunshine says...



Wouldn't you run away if you were being beaten?

Why was the hamster on the pogostick?
“We’re still here,” he says, his voice cold, his hands shaking. “We know how to be invisible, how to play dead. But at the end of the day, we are still here.” ~Dax

Teacher: "What do we do with adjectives in Spanish?"
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Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:26 am
logosgal says...



Because the gunea pig already had the unicycle.

Why did the dingo post on Wikipedia?
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Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:51 pm
jonny911 says...



Because the hyeena blocked YouTube.

Why did the senior citizen buy a motercycle?
"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A felon!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yah! This kid at school says they get all the girls!"
"I should try that..."
  





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Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:56 am
CrimsonRose says...



They felt the urge to pull it apart slowly it and then make it into a backyard sculpture

WHY DID THE BOY PAINT THE CURTAINS CRIMSON?
"Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun."
  





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Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:09 pm
logosgal says...



To disguise the bloodstains on them. o.O

Why did the rooster paint his toenails?
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Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:34 pm
Tamora says...



To get in touch with his chicken side.

Why do trees leaves fall off in autumn?
  





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Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:30 am
jonny911 says...



So they can party with the grass for spring break.

Why do monkeys like bannas so much?
"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A felon!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yah! This kid at school says they get all the girls!"
"I should try that..."
  








here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a treee called life; which grows higher than the soul can home or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)
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