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The Worst Story Ever



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Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:50 am
Shriek says...



"So Q'zartialanis ... That's, like, Arabic, right?"

The would be co-star batted her eyelashes innocently. "Yep."

John reached for her hand and held it awkwardly, right then and there.

The chip (fry) from two posts up began to sing a romantic ballad much like "Kiss the Girl" from Little Mermaid. Other chips joined in as "Percussion ... strings ... wind ... words..."
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Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:31 am
luna_the_shiekah says...



Suddenly the giraffes that had been brought along by the penguins began to shriek as they hate all forms of Disney music.

They grew into such a frenzy that they created a stampede and trampled John's would-be co-star into an Arabic-fantasy character pancake.
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Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:39 am
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Now it was John's turn to scream.

"Holy cabooses!" he cried. "My would-be costar has turned into a pancake!"

"Did somevon say pancake?" a German cannibal promptly stepped out of the crowd.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:02 am
luna_the_shiekah says...



All the giraffes and penguins silenced at the German's presence before bowing.

John blinked in confusion. "Yes, yes I did." A nearby penguin with an eyepatch glowered at the man.

"Don't you know who that is?"

"No."

"He's the adopted German prince of the cannibalistic tribe of Shomowhacka!"

John gaped.
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Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:24 am
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"Not the Shomowhackas" cryed john fallin to the grouhnd in a tantrum like form, legs flailing as if independent from his body. Almost like a jig but I digress.

"Yes it is I The Adopted German Prince of The Cannibalistic Tribe of Shomowhacka! I have come to find my bride. I was told upon the word pankake I would find her in such a state!"
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Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:52 am
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"Um, I have no idea what this is about," Snoink said.

"Don't worry!" said Daniel. "This is just an alternative universe."

"Why am I talking to you?"

"An... alternative universe?"

Moving on, OH MY GOSH. The Adopted German Prince of The Cannibalistic Tribe of Shomowhacka!

Little did John know, but he was destined to defeat The Adopted German Prince of The Cannibalistic Tribe of Shomowhacka in a thumb wrestling match. But he didn't know this yet.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:48 pm
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The AGPoTCToS approached the pancake, his arms outstretched and his eyes glistening with appetite.

"Oh no you don't!" shouted John. He leaped towards the cannibal, but stubbed his toe and tripped before his fists could reach his villainous opponent.
  





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Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:02 pm
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The ensuing scene was, as the bystanders later recalled, "gruesome to watch but strangely hilarious." In the interests of everyone keeping their meals in their stomachs, we shall move on.

"HOW DARE YOU EAT MY (WOULD-BE) CO-STAR!" John screamed.
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:33 am
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The Cannibal let out a burp that shook the universe, in reply.

Then he looked John in the eye, patted his shoulder and said, "John, I am your father." This being said with a German accent, and all.
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:08 am
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"You...you mean," John gulped, "you're Anvakin Skylvalker? The Anvakin Skyvalker? And my brother is Luke? I know you're German and all, but still, you're the real Anakin's twice-removed cousin's aunt's son's best friend's nephew!"

He ran over to the German cannibal, squealed, and jumped up and down while giving him a hug.

"I'm rich, I'm wealthy, I'm socially secure!" John cried.
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:41 pm
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"Zat's vhat you think, pal," the German cannibal replied. "I just vrote you out of my vill!"

"How could you do such a thing?" John yelled, building up to a full-blown Disney-worthy emotional state.

That's when one of the bystanding penguins decided to take matters into his own hands.
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:51 am
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"Yeah,"The penguin laughed. "I changed it to MY name. It's Roaldrowlingsnoinkpottershafterchairman Shakespearepullman."

"Yeah right." John snickered. "So, that's easy. Gimme a pen. I'll change it to my name, Tom Hanks."

"You're not John?"

"Oh, darn it."
  





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Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:49 pm
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Just as John inadvertantly gave away his true identity, there was a sound like a thousand sirens going off at once, then a giant poof of pink smoke.

The ghost of John's (would-be) co-star appeared, hovering a few feet about the ground, wielding a very real machine gun.

"It's payback time!" she screamed.
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:58 pm
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Skyvalker gasped.

"Zat vas not zapposed to happen!" he screamed. He sprinted back into the crowd.

"After him!" screamed John's--or Tom's--(would-be) co-star in return. She rose higher into the air and sped after the German, brandishing her machine gun.

"After both of them!" screamed John, or Tom.

The penguin chuckled mysteriously.
  





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Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:20 pm
Chairman says...



And we now break this story to tell you the rest of the story, because suspense can cause immense stress to your heart:
John will die.
The Penguin will prevail.
These facts are true unless they aren't.

Now we will continue the story.
  








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