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Write the worst poem you can.



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Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:54 am
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Shady says...



this is my one and only wish
to own each and every fish
no, no, not on a dish
they're not so delish
just good to hug and kiss,
with smol lil gills and fins to miss
when i have to be productive-ish

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  





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Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:58 am
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rida says...



Well, this isn’t really a poem....it’s a couplet...

I used to think cows were cute
Before I saw one of them poop
  





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Sun Mar 28, 2021 12:35 pm
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Liminality says...



Wallow, wallow, wallow,
like swallows, I guess,
or hippos.

I pretend
to be a nature poet,
but really,
who am I writing about?

Line break.
Repetition: wallow.
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Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:53 pm
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Necromancer14 says...



food is yum
I like to eat chum
it goes in my tum
this poem is dumb
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Sun Mar 28, 2021 3:27 pm
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MapleWay says...



I once saw a bear,
Who had a lot of hair,
Sit on a chair,
And eat a rotten pear.
What happened next was a real scare.
"Writing is a place where you can be who you are."

-MapleWay
  





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Sun Mar 28, 2021 5:50 pm
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Necromancer14 says...



me
bee
flea
knee
see
this totally isn't just a list of rhyming words-e
goodbye-e
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:27 pm
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MapleWay says...



Hi
Why
Am I
Eating this fly?
It makes my stomach tie
And makes me want to die.


Bye!
"Writing is a place where you can be who you are."

-MapleWay
  





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Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:38 pm
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Necromancer14 says...



this is a haiku
this part seven syllables
five syllables this
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:44 pm
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Liminality says...



a pity party poem about pity parties

No more pity parties
with the streamers
made of crocodile tears
and the number of seats
never enough
to accommodate every guest
and simultaneously
don't you know the room
is suffocating us here
and there's a hatch
where all the air
is being sucked out
into the vacuum space
of your attention-hungry mind?
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Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:14 am
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EsmerayaRose says...



Sad poems
U make me think
while I'm drowning in my tears.
my sad poems
are the worse poems
because they are so
true to me but,
lies to others
Sad poems

I tried...
I promise this type of pain only gets worse
~Esmeraya~

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Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:52 am
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kattee says...



Did the red blood
dripping on wet
tea scare you?

Or did your eyes see
what you can’t feel,
that my hand bleeds
from stained steel?

Did your ears hear
the ring of
my loud scream?

I sliced bread
with a bread knife,
in a tea desk.

Then my grip slipped,
and the knife tripped,
through my outer skin.

Ah! Pain is truly unpleasant.
The truth never lies.
If you want some sweet reviews to your poems, short stories, and essays, come by Katteelogue.

Have a lovely day❤️
  





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Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:37 pm
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King15Mori says...



Bees
poop
whoop
de
doop
The High Elves talk of perfection, but they are a complicated people...I should know, for I am their King, but that is a secret between you and me. To everyone else, this one is simply Mori a noble of the high elven court. :wink:
  





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Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:15 pm
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alliyah says...



settling in for potato chips after midnight | and other constellations i named after you | because extended weird metaphors that don't get developed except within titles are mysterious & make you question what's going on | & doubt is a feeling best left undeveloped

baked potato
in the sun
all day
to eat
but
the sun
wasn't hot
enough to
bake the potato
so it didn't work
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return
  





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Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:22 pm
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alliyah says...



i won't apologize for double posting | & other words that rhyme with orange

sometimes a lack of content
can be made up 4
in extremely distracting formatting


& i know this is harsh
but it takes one to know one
i wouldn't say this if i wasn't guilty of doing it myself @_@

& i have a hunch that rhyme
can be used in the same way
what did i say

& i have absolutely done this before


so don't be self-conscious about it; this is as much a self-critique as a poetic-observation
for contemplation

but there are actually an infinite number of words
that rhyme with orange if you're creative enough to see it;

poets are strange like that


just when you think it doesn't matter which text is aligned which way

door hinge, porridge, sporange, door's ridge, snore'n, red-orange, burnt-orange, orange-orange
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return
  





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Sun Apr 11, 2021 7:56 pm
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Hkumar says...



poetry can be a silly thing
imagery put into a string
words made to rhyme
don't waste your time
this one's really boring.
I only put my signature on big cheques.
  








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