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The Santa Claus Extermination Expedition



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The world has long been tormented by the demon known as Santa Claus. He stalks the night of December 25th, squeezing into chimneys silent as a shadow. He creeps into your room and skins you alive. He turns your flesh into stockings and hangs them above the mantle for your parents to discover in horror. (Don't look at me, the child skinning part was Aprilleo's idea.) The coal he sends down from the sky makes his sleigh impossible to find in the night. He is currently on the top of every governments' most wanted lists. However, none have the capability to defeat him, due to propaganda spread by his elves, portraying him as a kindly old man. So many are brainwashed that public outcry would follow any attempts to kill this maniac.

Long has Santa's great stronghold in the Arctic capital, Northern Pole, been impossible to breach, however, a group of tenacious heroes (Kids with no clue what they're doing.) have gathered to defeat this monster. They are called the Santa Claus Extermination Expedition (SCEE).








Who overcomes by force, hath overcome but half his foe.
— John Milton (Poet)