Saskajarru
A new day, a new... something. I don’t really know.
I’m currently lying down on the floor of my shack. I’ve been there for the entire night, as I don’t sleep, I was just sitting there, but I swear I heard something during the night, but I didn’t pick up anything on my infrared vision.
I roll over and reach to get my shirt, (yes I lay on the ground shirtless) and I feel something….squishy…..fleshy….oh…that’s a body.
Oh shit.
I turn my infrared vision on and I don’t pick up much but a very small amount of blood. I think its-
“MORNING SWEETY!” The body yells.
It’s Piper.
“uh- what are you doing?”
“I was sleeping with you, silly”
“…”
“What” She says.
“You didn’t…” I begin to ask.
“ What?”
“Nothing “
“I have to ask honey, what’s up with all those scars, are you stitched like me? “she asks.
“Nope, I’m just covered in scars.” I respond.
“Why?” Piper asks inquisitively.
“I’ll tell you another time.” I tell her, while giving a very small smirk.
Out of friggin’ Nowhere, I hear a very angry yelling in the distance.
I knock over my sheet door, and barrel out of my shack, with my shirt on. (sorry ladies).
I can hear the voice get closer and closer, and can make it out a bit. It’s a woman, and she’s shouting…ARRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUU!
After a very loud crash and a slight earth vibration, she lands. Lands. As in she was in the air. As in she was flying.
K.
The Dust clears and settles, or I assume, because, y’know, I’m blind.
“Are you Saskajarru? Lord of Darkness and The current Creator of Everything?” The lady shouts.
“Well that was a mouthful, uh, yeah I am, who’s asking?” I respond, as shift my legs into position, getting ready to fight if I need to.
“Me? HA, I am Yuelia, an Angel and a Captain of the guard in the holy realm of light, and I was sent here to destroy you, and I will, as it’s my duty to my realm and the Queen of Light to kill you. I will-----
She just drones on and on and on and on.
Hang on a minute.
“You are sent here to kill me?” I ask. I’m honestly clueless.
“Yeah, cower in fear!” She says, with a massive smile on her face.
Me? Fear? I would kill her for her insolence, but I think she has no idea I am.
“Do even know who I am?” I ask.
“No, But I know I can beat you!” she says. I swear she’s got no idea who I am.
“Listen i-“ I begin, but she cuts me off.
“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” she yells.
I hear a sword unsheathing, and she starts running.
She starts to close the distance.
She raises her sword, and…..
Thump
She….face plants the ground.
She, tripped? I guess?
I walk over to her. I offer her my hand, and she takes it, and she gets up.
She raises her sword, and takes a swipe, but was juuuuuuuust short of the swing down, and she gets her sword stuck in a rock.
I place my hand on my face.
Wow.
I didn’t know there was a rock there.
She looks at me, and I can hear her voice quivering.
“C-Can you help me?” She looks at me. I can literally hear the tears drop onto the ground.
I walk over, and pull the sword out with my left hand.
“Thanks, can I have that to complete my mission?” She asks,
“ uhhh, no” I respond, with the most amount of sass I can muster.
“Why???” she retorts.
“Because you were trying to kill me!” I respond.
“But I want my sword back!!!” she says. This chick is at least 19 years old, and yet she’s asking for it back like a 5 year old.
“Look, I’ll give it back, if you don’t try to kill me. Then I’ll have to wipe you out of existence, and I would feel bad for a couple seconds, and that’s not good.”
I respond.
“Okay…” Yuelia says, sadly.
I gave her back her sword, and she didn’t take a swing. Good. Now I turn my infrared on, and I look at her, and boy, from the scan, she sure is hot. Literally, before anyone gets any ideas.
Then another massive crash and thud, and another person shows up.
Yay.
“You fool! Yuelia, you were supposed to fight him and die!” a male voice speaks.
“Sir, I’m sorry! I-“ He cuts her off.
“You will die for this insubordination!” He yells.
The man raises his sword, and at Yuelia.
No.
In a second, I move in front of Yuelia.
Sword pierces flesh, and steel sinks into my body, rendering my stomach. If I had one. I don’t even flinch. To show him exactly who he’s dealing with. I still feel pain, I’ just strong enough to ignore it.
“That tickles.” I say with a lower, sinister voice.
“Wha? How di-“ this I cut some one off.
I grabbed his face and lifted him up to my eye level, and the lift him higher.
“Any last words?” I ask him.
“MHMHMMMGHMMMH HMMMMMMGMHMM!!!” he mumbles, but he can’t really talk due to my hand covering his face.
“Good” I say quietly.
I apply force to my hand, effectively crushing his skull in my hands.
The rest of his limp body falls down. The remains of his skull drip off of my hand.
I turn to Yuelia, and pull the sword out of myself. I give it to her.
“Here” I say while doing so.
Without a word I walk off, and into my shack.
I walk in to Hear Piper and …Snake lady….AND….Yuelia?
Well shit.
I regret all my actions.
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