Young Writers Society

Saskajarru


A new day, a new... something. I don’t really know.

I’m currently lying down on the floor of my shack. I’ve been there for the entire night, as I don’t sleep, I was just sitting there, but I swear I heard something during the night, but I didn’t pick up anything on my infrared vision.

I roll over and reach to get my shirt, (yes I lay on the ground shirtless) and I feel something….squishy…..fleshy….oh…that’s a body.

Oh shit.
I turn my infrared vision on and I don’t pick up much but a very small amount of blood. I think its-

“MORNING SWEETY!” The body yells.

It’s Piper.

“uh- what are you doing?”

“I was sleeping with you, silly”

“…”
“What” She says.

“You didn’t…” I begin to ask.

“ What?”

“Nothing “

“I have to ask honey, what’s up with all those scars, are you stitched like me? “she asks.

“Nope, I’m just covered in scars.” I respond.

“Why?” Piper asks inquisitively.

“I’ll tell you another time.” I tell her, while giving a very small smirk.

Out of friggin’ Nowhere, I hear a very angry yelling in the distance.

I knock over my sheet door, and barrel out of my shack, with my shirt on. (sorry ladies).

I can hear the voice get closer and closer, and can make it out a bit. It’s a woman, and she’s shouting…ARRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUU!

After a very loud crash and a slight earth vibration, she lands. Lands. As in she was in the air. As in she was flying.

K.

The Dust clears and settles, or I assume, because, y’know, I’m blind.

“Are you Saskajarru? Lord of Darkness and The current Creator of Everything?” The lady shouts.

“Well that was a mouthful, uh, yeah I am, who’s asking?” I respond, as shift my legs into position, getting ready to fight if I need to.

“Me? HA, I am Yuelia, an Angel and a Captain of the guard in the holy realm of light, and I was sent here to destroy you, and I will, as it’s my duty to my realm and the Queen of Light to kill you. I will-----

She just drones on and on and on and on.
Hang on a minute.

“You are sent here to kill me?” I ask. I’m honestly clueless.

“Yeah, cower in fear!” She says, with a massive smile on her face.

Me? Fear? I would kill her for her insolence, but I think she has no idea I am.

“Do even know who I am?” I ask.

“No, But I know I can beat you!” she says. I swear she’s got no idea who I am.

“Listen i-“ I begin, but she cuts me off.

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” she yells.

I hear a sword unsheathing, and she starts running.

She starts to close the distance.

She raises her sword, and…..

Thump

She….face plants the ground.

She, tripped? I guess?

I walk over to her. I offer her my hand, and she takes it, and she gets up.

She raises her sword, and takes a swipe, but was juuuuuuuust short of the swing down, and she gets her sword stuck in a rock.

I place my hand on my face.

Wow.

I didn’t know there was a rock there.

She looks at me, and I can hear her voice quivering.

“C-Can you help me?” She looks at me. I can literally hear the tears drop onto the ground.

I walk over, and pull the sword out with my left hand.

“Thanks, can I have that to complete my mission?” She asks,

“ uhhh, no” I respond, with the most amount of sass I can muster.

“Why???” she retorts.

“Because you were trying to kill me!” I respond.

“But I want my sword back!!!” she says. This chick is at least 19 years old, and yet she’s asking for it back like a 5 year old.

“Look, I’ll give it back, if you don’t try to kill me. Then I’ll have to wipe you out of existence, and I would feel bad for a couple seconds, and that’s not good.”
I respond.

“Okay…” Yuelia says, sadly.

I gave her back her sword, and she didn’t take a swing. Good. Now I turn my infrared on, and I look at her, and boy, from the scan, she sure is hot. Literally, before anyone gets any ideas.

Then another massive crash and thud, and another person shows up.

Yay.

“You fool! Yuelia, you were supposed to fight him and die!” a male voice speaks.
“Sir, I’m sorry! I-“ He cuts her off.

“You will die for this insubordination!” He yells.

The man raises his sword, and at Yuelia.

No.
In a second, I move in front of Yuelia.

Sword pierces flesh, and steel sinks into my body, rendering my stomach. If I had one. I don’t even flinch. To show him exactly who he’s dealing with. I still feel pain, I’ just strong enough to ignore it.

“That tickles.” I say with a lower, sinister voice.

“Wha? How di-“ this I cut some one off.

I grabbed his face and lifted him up to my eye level, and the lift him higher.

“Any last words?” I ask him.

“MHMHMMMGHMMMH HMMMMMMGMHMM!!!” he mumbles, but he can’t really talk due to my hand covering his face.

“Good” I say quietly.

I apply force to my hand, effectively crushing his skull in my hands.

The rest of his limp body falls down. The remains of his skull drip off of my hand.

I turn to Yuelia, and pull the sword out of myself. I give it to her.

“Here” I say while doing so.

Without a word I walk off, and into my shack.

I walk in to Hear Piper and …Snake lady….AND….Yuelia?

Well shit.


I regret all my actions.

Saskajarru


Well great.

After the events of yesterday, I think I’m done.


Snake lady, (I still don’t know her name), has asked me to ask the head master to allow Piper and Yuelia to stay as students.

Welp, I better get ready. I put on my shirt; (I’m assuming it’s red, because that’s what Snake lady said.)

So, I start walking out, and make my way to the office. At least I think. Because, you know, I can’t exactly see, I can only really ‘mark’ the pathways, but I can’t find a map.

Blind jokes.

“SIR!” I hear a voice. I’d know that voice anywhere, it’s especially… heavenly.

“Yeah, Yuelia, what do you need?”

“Sir, I would like to be escorted by you, to the headmaster office!” she says. She’s overly formal.

“You don’t need to talk to me like that.” I say.
“But I do Sir! I received new information!” She reports.
“What would that be?” I inquire.

“YOU’RE THE KING OF DARKNESS AND EMPEREOR OF EXISTANCE, THE OVERLORD OF CREATION!” she yells.

“Yeah I am. I killed my uncle, The King Of Darkness, and by law of the Realm of Darkness, I succeeded him, and as the Emperor of existence title, you are right, I killed the previous and first Creator of everything, and took his place, as I am literally a part of him. Well, WAS a part of him, now I guess you could call me God. The Overlord of creation. The master of everything. An all round handsome guy”.

She blushes with that last one.

“So what do I call you?”

“Saskajarru.” I say plainly and a bit deadpan.

“So, Saskajarru, will you take me to the Headmaster’s office?”

“Yeah.”


After taking about 2 hours, we found the office, and went inside.

I can’t see the headmaster (hehe, blind joke), because, I can feel the wind whizzing past a chair of some sort.

“So, you want to join this school?” He says in a booming voice. Almost as commanding as me. Almost.

“Yeah. Me, Piper, and Yuelia want to enrol.” I say.

“And if I refuse?”

“I erase you from existence.” I’m not playing around here.

“HAHAHAHA I like you boy!” he laughed.

“Sooooo, we can?” Piper asked. She seem ready to punch someone.

“Only if you can knock out the vice president of the Discipline committee with one move.”

“Really?” I ask.

A large, bulky man walks in, the ground shakes a bit with each step.

“MMMMMMMMNNNNN” he growls.

“All right I’ll go first!” Piper shouts.

She runs up, and punches the guy right in the face.

He doesn’t flinch.

Yuelia’s turn. She run up, and kicks him in the groin.

He doesn’t flinch.


“You, boy, it’s your turn.” The Headmaster asks me.

“Don’t call me boy. I’m waayyyyyyy older than you, kid.” I tell the headmaster.

The Vice prez walks over to the window, the one facing the school grounds and looks at me.

“Fine, I’ll do it.” I say I calmly walk over to the guy, and come face to face. He’s shorter than me, but by just a fraction.

I lift up my hand, and close it, and extend my pointer finger.

“Eis” I whisper.

I slightly, ever so slightly, poke him.

He goes fucking FLYING out the window, and is sent barrelling out of school grounds, my guess is at about 400 Kilometres per hour.

“I win.” I say.

The girls are quivering a bit.

“You pass” the headmaster says, quietly.

Me, and the girls leave.

“So, where you staying?” I ask.

“Well, your place of course!” the both say at the same time.


Well. Shit.

When we get back to MY place, Snake lady is there, waiting.

“Hi Saskajarru! I have a favour to ask!” she begins.

“You want to move in with me?” I respond, with an eyebrow raised through the blindfold.

“How did you know?” she says, with a goofy surprised look on her face.

“I just do, and yeah you can. These two kinda forced them selves on me, So one more can’t hurt.”

“By the way, what’s your name?” I ask

“Oh, it’s Mariana.” She says with a smile.

A really cute smile.

Some how I don’t think this won’t be all that bad.

All this commotion. These girls arguing about stuff, and bringing in their sleeping bags and items of, well whatever girls have in their rooms.
Well. This ain’t so bad.

Hope I don’t get killed during the night. You know the time where everyone but me sleeps.

I reckon I won’t regret this.





I will won’t I?