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The heavens have been created and so have the archangels but we need angels and demons to join us. Gather friends and devote your time to Heaven or to Hell.
If you would like to be part of those you create life and care for it, pack your bags and become an angel.
If heat is your best friend and you're alright with death and ghostly souls, get some sunscreen and enter the demon workfield.
Let the discussion of angels and demons begin.

I think I'm going to follow this because it looks hilarious. Probably can't participate, though.

This just.. I need this to be done already, bound in leather and on my lap right now.

This is mostly a joke but seriously we do need someone to sign up to be a demon. The story won't be complete without them.

Soul Management Division Demons Wanted

-Hell Incorporated is currently looking for bright, new demons interested in a chance at immortality
-Full time and part time soul manager positions available
-Wages are paid in food and immortality seeing as a proper money system has yet not been invented

Job Requirements
-Demon, either through death or selling soul at the crossroads
-Is able to adapt to a hot environment
-Dislikes angels

Send in an application to Mr. S. A. Tan today.
Mr. S. A. Tan
123 Demon Court
Hell
Soul Management Division Application

Just remembered, we need some lower position angels.

Minor Angels Needed for Extremely Important Positions

-Heaven Incorporated is looking for angels that don't mind doing some work and breaking a sweat.
-Duties include: trimming the bushes Michael creates, disposing of the evidence from Lucifer's wild parties, and keeping the platypuses that Gabe creates in their pens.
-Full time and part time positions are available but most benefits still apply.
-Wages are paid in immortality. We still have not invented a proper money system. Food is available but not necessary for survival.

Job Requirements
-Angel through death, rescued soul, or other means Emira won't reveal to us
-Can adapt to different environments depending on assignment
-Preferred: Hatred of demons but not necessary

Current Positions
-Zookeeper
-Gardener
-Conspiracy cover-up expert
-Pegasus jockey
-Management of Extraterrestrial Life Visits
-Transfers to Other Planetary Systems

Side Effects
-Staring into space after finishing task and questioning existence
-Not needing sleep but still sleeping

Send in an application to Mr. A God today.
Mr. A God
321 Angel Avenue
Heaven City
Minor Angels Needed for Extremely Important Positions Applications