An Extremely Long Poem That You Probably Shouldn't Read Through All the Way
(otherwise known as A Different Fairytale)
(otherwise known as A Different Fairytale)
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time there was a girl.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her family was poor, and she was starving.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her family was poor, and she was starving.
She went into the woods to find something to eat.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her family was poor, and she was starving.
She went into the woods to find something to eat.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
And her stomach, a black hole, sucked the wolf in.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her family was poor, and she was starving.
She went into the woods to find something to eat.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
And her stomach, a black hole, sucked the wolf in.
She collapsed to the forest floor, another being inside of her.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her family was poor, and she was starving.
She went into the woods to find something to eat.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
And her stomach, a black hole, sucked the wolf in.
She collapsed to the forest floor, another being inside of her.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
The wolf inside her mutilated some and ate others whole.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her family was poor, and she was starving.
She went into the woods to find something to eat.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
And her stomach, a black hole, sucked the wolf in.
She collapsed to the forest floor, another being inside of her.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
The wolf inside her mutilated some and ate others whole.
And then she ate the king and queen, leaving their sons.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her family was poor, and she was starving.
She went into the woods to find something to eat.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
And her stomach, a black hole, sucked the wolf in.
She collapsed to the forest floor, another being inside of her.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
The wolf inside her mutilated some and ate others whole.
And then she ate the king and queen, leaving their sons.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Her family was poor, and she was starving.
She went into the woods to find something to eat.
Between the trees, she met a wolf.
He advanced; she screamed, opening her mouth.
And her stomach, a black hole, sucked the wolf in.
She collapsed to the forest floor, another being inside of her.
For thirty days and nights, she was in torment.
Finally, the soul of the wolf overcame her.
Possessed, she returned to the kingdom, her home.
She huffed and puffed and blew too much down.
The wolf inside her mutilated some and ate others whole.
And then she ate the king and queen, leaving their sons.
For fear of death, they crowned her queen.
But a wolf, wild and savage, could not govern a kingdom.
And the whole kingdom fell apart.
And the girl? She died from the inside out.
No one saved her. No one tried.
From the moment the wolf entered her
She was gone.
The moral?
Perhaps there isn't one.
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