Yes, I did say I was going to review your work.
But I'm not an always nice reviewer. I can be tough, blunt, a perfectionist and cruel, but above all others, I'm honest.
And that's what matters, is it not?
Things I don't critique:
-Full novels (don't have time)
-Any fan-fiction that is romantic
-Action scripts
-Depressing poetry
-No exceptions to those above!
Depending on other reviews your work has recieved, how much I like the piece and in general how much the piece engages me will determine how long your review is.
Address me as Miss Bubbles if you want to be payed attention to.
It shows me you've read the rules.
Do I want to be rewarded with points? I don't need to be, and I don't care if you do or don't. If you want to, that's okay. But I don't ask for them.
Review Examples:
post826192.html <- "Morphed Perceptions", an analytical essay
post797626.html <-"Warmed Over", a featured psychological thriller
Gender:
Points: 5950
Reviews: 75