BLUF (Bottom Line Up Front):
- I like fiction, especially historical fiction, realistic fiction, and tales of luuurve. (I will review horror, sci-fi, fantasy and action-adventure pieces as well, but know in advance that I'm a bit biased against all of those genres, because I think they're really difficult to do well. I'm picky.)
- My poetry critiques are not critiques; they are the opinion of one reader, because I don't really know much about poetry. I only know what I do/don't like.
- Any rating is fine. I watched the entire first season of Spartacus: Blood and Sand, and thus feel that I have been desensitized to blood, guts, swearing and sex.
- I write great dialogue. My descriptive prose is lacking.
ROE (Rules of Engagement):
- If it's really really long, it will take me longer to leave a comment.
- No more than three requests at a time, please!
- I go to a military academy, so when push comes to shove, food, sleep, working out, and homework have to come first. But even if it takes a bajillion years, I eventually get to your request.
That's about it. So chop chop, kiddos! I'm ready to read yo stawries.
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Pieces Critiqued
1. Chapter Two, by Attolia [05/24/10]
2. A Shot of Arrogance (Chapter One), by Skins [05/24/10]
3. Her Last Drink Is Coffee; one, by Hannah [07/07/10]
4. Her Last Drink Is Coffee; two, by Hannah [07/07/10]
5. Bridges, by Kylan [07/07/10]
6. What I've Always Known, by xangeleighfshox [07/14/10]
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Gender:
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Reviews: 798