Haha, I love my business name.
Hi! I'm Sumi, your typical goofball who can't be bothered to look in the forums to review. Welcome to Chainsaw Wordgore Reviews!
What I Critique
Fiction:
Fantasy, Other, some fanfiction and Action/Adventure
Poetry:
Other, Narrative and Dramatic
If you really feel like testing me (or reeeeeeeeeeeally really want a Wordgore review(pfft, like that'll happen)), yes, I will attempt the other genres, but these are my strong points.
What I Don't Critique
(This seems somewhat superfluous. ) I'm not that great with Romance or Lyric Poetry, and I'm skittish with Nonfiction and Historical. I also won't critique Twilight fanfic.
If your piece already has five reviews, I probably won't critique. If this is the case, I will alert you.
What I Focus On
My radar extends to the four corners of the globe, baby.
Grammar, logic, characterization/character development, story development, plot, plot devices, setting, Text Chi, dialogue, description and et cetera. Especially if the piece is fantasy, I'll comment heavily on characters, ideas, places and settings.
If I see something wrong, I'll point it out! However, if you want me to focus on something in particular, please say so.
Maximum Number of Requests
It takes me about half an hour for a regular critique, and I only have such a computer slot, so only three at a time, if you please.
What Do I Want in Return?
Your souls.
Nah, nothing quite so mysterious. A simple guestbook entry with a "thank you" and a comment on the weather or something will be plenty! I love reading guestbooks. Or! If you're in a somewhat creative/morbid mood, you could draw me a Chainsaw Wordgore logo.
Some Examples of My Critiques
*Firearris' "Trapped Chapter 1" Review
*Teh Wozzinator's "Reaper Song #2" Review
*Whisperer's "Elemental Dragons" Review
Review Menu
Scouring/Scourging Skim
Microscopic Makeover
Nitpicking Nuisance
Scrutinizing Scrub
Please leave a link! The sooner I find the piece, the sooner I can look at it.
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Points: 5890
Reviews: 280