Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.
"What could be stomping around at this time of night?" I say, standing up to walk to my window.
Oh, I see, you don't know who I am, do you?
I'm the lady who lives-- no. Not in the shoe. That's the little old lady.
I'm the lady who lives in the gingerbread house.
Oh, you haven't heard of it? That's a shame. Not many people have. Those who have pay admission to come and have a meal here.
I'm a quite good cook. But I'm better at making candy. Desert is my favoirte part of all those meals.
Ah, but yes, we were going to see who was stomping outside my door. It's two little children. Quite pudgy children.
Now, you might think that becuase I live in a house of candy, I would be pudgy. But no. I never eat candy. I would rather eat salads and fruit. Yes, strange, isn't it?
The children are licking my house. I wish people wouldn't do that. I much prefer them to wait nicely so I can give them something out of my pantry.
People are worse than ants in that regard.
I open the door, ready to shoo them away, like I do the crows that sometimes come around.
"Oh look!" the girl says, her mouth covered in the red food coloring of my lollipop door handle. "It's a little old lady!"
"Yum- yea!" says the boy, his face lighting up, as he continues to dig through my chocolate flower beds.
"Children, I beg of you, please leave. It isn't restraunt hours."
"Oh, but it is, Ms. Old Lady." says the girl, grinning wider.
"My name is not Ms. Old Lady." I reprimand. "Please, call me Gramm."
"Oh, I wish I could, but what Gramm would deny her children food?" the boy says, stepping closer, the melted chocolate dripping down from his mouth.
Now I feel bad. Children have a way of doing that to me. Well, butternut. What am I supposed to do now? I can't leave those poor things to starve on my lawn till morning.
I wave them over. "Come inside dearies. I will give you a meal, though it be against my judgement."
They run up to me eagerly, their faces happy. The girl has a red mouth, it almost looks like blood lining those sharp teeth. Interesting. Maybe I should change the name to Vampire Lollipops. I'll consider it tommarow.
The children come inside, looking around in wonderment. "What a big house... Gramm." The girl says, her face wearing a forced smile.
Why can't I shake the feeling that blood is sparkling on her lips, not lollipop?
The boys face is smiling too. Odd, he seems to have lollipop stains all over his shirt. Poor boy.
"Now Gramm, where's our first course?" asks the girl.
"Now Gretel. Don't get ahead of yourself."
"What? I'm hungry. Hansal, I want to eat now." the girls voice rose to a whinning pitch.
"Fine." The boy- Hansal sighs. He waves his hand. "Carry on."
As I watch, the girl starts morphing, sinking close to the ground. Her nose enlongating.
"Dinner time, Gramm," she whispers, and the werewolf girl named Gretel, pounces on my chest.
And I feel no more.
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