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Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:09 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew

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Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:48 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over
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Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:18 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple
  





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Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:39 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:09 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:26 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:16 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:08 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making mud
  





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Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:34 am
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Oh wow, I can't believe this thing is still going!!

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joe's behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making mud pies.
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:48 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joe's behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making mud pies. Desert
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:00 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joe's behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making mud pies. Desert Was
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:09 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joe's behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making mud pies. Desert was purple
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joe's behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making mud pies. Desert was purple sand
  





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Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:57 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joe's behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making mud pies. Desert was purple sand with
  





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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joe's behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It was really strange and morbid to the bystanders who thought it was bologna. Czechoslovakians suddenly flew over purple bananas. They were making mud pies. Desert was purple sand with gothic
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