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Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:04 pm
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MasterGrieves says...

NURSE: Doctor, doctor! The invisible man's here to see you!
DOCTOR: Well tell him I can't see him right now.
The Nation of Ulysses Must Prevail!

If you don't like Mikko, you better friggin' die.

The power of Robert Smith compels you!

Adam + Lisa ♥

When you greet a stranger look at his shoes.
Keep your money in your shoes.

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Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:07 pm
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Searria H. says...

I don't know if this counts as a joke, but I found it funny. :) These are actual student answers.

What is the lowest frequency a human can register?
A Mouse

What is the highest frequency a human can register?
Mariah Carey

'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.

Reviews? You know you want one. :)


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Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:52 am
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ShadowKnight155 says...

Did you hear about that camping movie?

I heard it was intentsss!
By nature, all language is flawed.

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Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:51 pm
Yushi says...

Why did piglet look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. :lol:

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Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:54 am
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LemonyIce says...

I've got one!

Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you feel God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!

-Student raises his hand.-

Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you feel your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Oh, so you don't have a brain?
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

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Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:08 am
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murtuza says...

A man checks out of a hotel and sees Banta walking along the sidewalk.

Man - Hey buddy, could you please call me a taxi? I'm getting late for my appointment!

Banta - Sure. Sir, you are a taxi.
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It's about being heard.

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Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:31 pm
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Lava says...

My Physics teacher back in school : demonstrates a slinky to show spring action and compressions and rarefactions. She starts playing with it like a kid, then look up and asks us : "Do you waaaaant this slinky?"

All of us : Yes ma'aaam, in hopes that she gives it to us to play with.

Her : Go buy eeet!
Pretending in words was too tentative, too vulnerable, too embarrassing to let anyone know.
- Ian McEwan in Atonement

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Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:44 pm
SisterItaly says...

You want a joke? Blu team.

(*Shotdead for TF2 reference.)
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

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