I've been feeling stressed recently, and i think this is a good way yo release stress. Anyone got ORIGINAL jokes to post? Well i will start.
What language do ducks, chicken, turkeys, and geese speak? They speak fowl language!
The moment you say that one set of moral ideas can be better than another, you are, in fact, measuring them both by a standard, saying that one of them conforms to that standard more nearly than the other. C. S. Lewis
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a big difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
A girl once said "Talk dirty to me." so I looked her in the eye and said "Socks."
So a string walked into a bar, and the bartender told him "I'm sorry sir we don't serve strings here." So the string walked outside tied itself into several knots and messed up his hair, waited a few hours and walked back into the bar. The bartender said to him "Look I've told you before buddy we don't serve strings here" The string looks at the bartender and says "I'm a frayed knot"
Answer: soy sauce i know, sweet sauce even, chiili sauce i also know, but grabity sauce, i've never heard of before
The moment you say that one set of moral ideas can be better than another, you are, in fact, measuring them both by a standard, saying that one of them conforms to that standard more nearly than the other. C. S. Lewis
The moment you say that one set of moral ideas can be better than another, you are, in fact, measuring them both by a standard, saying that one of them conforms to that standard more nearly than the other. C. S. Lewis
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