I LOVE reading about dumb criminals. Actually dumb anything, but I'll try to keep this thread to dumb criminals. Anyone who wants to share dumb (or just bizarre) dumb criminal stories and read new ones (my friends are kinda sick of the old ones.) heres the place. I'll share one of my personal favorites, The World's Dumbest Bank Robbery!
Two guys decided to rob a bank. They go to a bank in a strip mall and say "Freeze! This is a bank robbery!" The old lady says "No it's not." "What do you mean it's not?" "This is a Singer Sewing Center robbery. If you were two doors down, then that would be a bank robbery." So these guys go to the bank and say "This is a bank robbery! Put all your money in the bag!" the teller says "What bag?" "Don't you have the bag?" "No. I thought you had the bag." They ask the teller for a bag. She gets one and makes a big show of stuffing the money in it, mostly small bills. The robbers go into the getaway car. The driver realizes he left his keys in the bank. He goes back in and gets them, not noticing the teller calling the police. They were arrested (duh)
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