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Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:34 am
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Nebraska State Senator Sues God
By NATE JENKINS – 9 hours ago

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.



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Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:43 am
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That's amazing.
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:08 am
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This makes me extremely happy.
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:02 pm
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How stupid and idiotic is that?
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:16 pm
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These...people.... :*holds head in hands*:


I got a "Stupid" headache just reading that....dude, it's coming in waves off the website...
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:45 pm
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Lol, yes guys...that's our politicians for ya. Go America....lol
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:17 pm
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Wow. It's funny, but he doesn't really sue God--he wants to make a point in the best manner ever. :)
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:48 pm
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write me wrote:Lol, yes guys...that's our politicians for ya. Go America....lol


:*laughs*: Yeah, let him lead all of us in suing God! Because our team didn't win the football game.

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Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:49 pm
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"fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

I give him five points for alliteration.

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Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:03 pm
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What a jerk! *bears fangs* He's in so much trouble.
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:38 pm
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Baroness Ink wrote:
write me wrote:Lol, yes guys...that's our politicians for ya. Go America....lol


:*laughs*: Yeah, let him lead all of us in suing God! Because our team didn't win the football game.

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of insanity....

Did you even read the article Baroness? He's "suing god" to make a statement against frivolous lawsuits. I stand by my statement, and add that this is AMAZING. And if you;re too naive to understand, well, I'm sorry.
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:01 pm
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Agreed, Dan. Read the article, people. He's not suing God to sue God. He's doing it to make a point. Try to look past your noses and see the point, rather than the fact that he's suing a deity.
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:40 pm
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Clever. Very clever. I say go him.
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:55 pm
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Cool it Dan and Dono.


I'm going to send this article to my civil procedure professor :P
  





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Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:01 pm
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At first I just sort of skimmed it and thought, "Man... People need to back off." But then I really read it and realized how brilliant he is. In fact, if I met him in person, I would thank him.

Very cool article.
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