Young Writers Society

Arr! Avast thar ye landlubbers! Be ye mice or men? Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, tis a day to be rekoned with, do ye not think so?

Arrr! Walk the plank ye scurvy dogs what don' love this day! Tis a day for debauchery! Pillaging! Overwhelming confusion! Ahh. Thar be a narry a moment tha me heart don' pine for this day!


I eplore ye, me lads an' lasses! Be ye a Man (or woman ) or Mouse?!?


*hearts* Le Penguin. Wench Capt'n.

I shall be attending

Hardee hardee har...

I found this last year...can I be the Talk Like a Distinguished English Soldier Fighting the Pirates? It's much more natural.

Let me give the pirate thing a try.

Aharr, ye scurvy wenches and lads of ye Eastern Sea, gather 'round. I shall tell ye a tale of pillaging, etc.

Hmmm...

I don't think it worked.

Arr, me hearties! On the morrow me school's semi-admirable halls shall be a'ringin' with arr's and avast's and off-key sea shantys belting from the lungs of nearly three thousand scurvy landlubbers!

We printed flyers and everything. Tomorrow morning I be copyin' the lyrics of "A Pirate's Life for Me" and singin' them betwixt classes.

Arr! This be the holiday I be waitin' for all year long, knaves!

My friend had a pirate hat and sword at uni today...

so being the pirate I am, I stole them. Oh yeah.

(insert usual descriptions of pillage and rape and etc)

That is all.

I like Talk Like A Ninja Day, because you don't have to talk at all, just silently assassinate your enemies.

I was the only person at my school remotely interested in the holiday. Couldn't get anyone to join me. =\