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How to look more intelligent.



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Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:04 pm
thething912 says...



Don’t act dumb

Learn other languages.

Read a book that is more than one page long.

Answer with the right answer when people ask you something.

When you spell something spell it the right way.

Don’t use usage problems like there and their.

Use long words.

If you are in first grade and you are 12 years old get out of first grade!

If you don’t know the answer, say I don’t know, then to say the wrong answer.

Act as if you have a PhD. unless, you have one.

Don’t take 200years to answer somebody.

Don’t talk like you’re from the 1800’s talk like you’re from the year 2006 but don’t use words like homie, hood, and dude, crib

Don’t talk like someone from TV.

Know what number I am on.

When saying, with who are you going with, say with whom are you going with.

When writing, write I instead of i

When counting from 1 to ten it is, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,and 10.

Here are all 26 letters a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,and z.

If you need help ask for it.

Write; well and actually stick to it.

Copy righted in 2006

Story by Greenfire 42.

Until next time good by. Please, review.
  





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Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:35 am
sabradan says...



um....what?
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5

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Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:48 am
Black Ghost says...



I think these tips are rather pointless, because there really is no substitute for actual intelligence.

And besides, it sounds as if you're talking to severly mentally retarded people. :?

And wouldn't you have to prove your intelligence before telling other people how to be intelligent? And this list isn't even numbered! It should have at least some kind of intelligent organization, right?

So yeah, my rant/review is a bit pointless but then again so is this piece. :P


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Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:54 am
Nate says...



First of all, something like this can't be copyrighted. While you've said it in your own words, there is nothing new or original about this. Moreover, it's just a list; not an essay. If it were an essay, then it could be copyrighted, but not in its current forum.

Anyways, moved to the Lounge. This is not an article or a story.
  








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