I'm sixteen posts from my 1666th review! Because this is a very sadistic number, I was hoping that this critique would be a very sadistic critique. Or helpful. But we must stay in theme here, and as 666 is involved, sadistic is the word choice of the day!
For this very [s]helpful[/s] sadistic critique, I was going to go extra in depth, not only in grammar, but in everything else that I could think of. Which means that most likely this is going to be a supremely awesome critique that could perhaps stretch 20 pages... you never know. I've never really done a critique this thorough on YWS before though, so it's bound to be interesting.
Anyway, who deserves to be the recipient of this critique? You can bribe me with points, promise me kitties, tell me why your story or poem deserves to be slaughtered (on this thread), or anything else you can think of, off the top of your head. All requests will be considered.
You have a week to prove to me that you deserve to have me critique your story or poem. Please post your proof on this thread, though.
May the best briber win!
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