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Man Desguised As Tree Robs Bank



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Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:27 am
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Man disguised as tree robs bank

July 8, 2007

MANCHESTER, N.H. --A weekend bank robbery involved multiple branches -- of the leafy variety.

According to police, a man with tree branches duct-taped to his head and torso walked into a Citizens Bank just as it opened Saturday morning and demanded cash from a teller. Police said the disguise was the most bizarre they'd ever seen.

"He really went out on a limb," Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday.

The robber, who showed no weapon, fled with an undisclosed amount of cash. Though the branches and leaves obscured much of the man's face, someone who saw images from the bank's security camera recognized the robber and called police.

James Coldwell, 49, of Manchester, was arrested at his home early Sunday morning. He was expected to be arraigned Monday.

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Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:29 am
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Wow. :shock:
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:30 am
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Hahaha, I saw about that...
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:36 am
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...what has this world come to? :?
  





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Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:50 am
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Now that's one costume I would have liked to have seen XD
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:06 am
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Oh yes. Because trees routinely walk into banks and demand their money.

Or at least, they do around here...**shifty-eyes**
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:30 am
Griffinkeeper says...



Note to self: change disguise.
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:50 am
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Lol. What will people think of next?
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:09 am
Jules the jester says...



Brilliant. Someone shoudl send him a plant when he is in jail with a note that says.

"The trees send their love"
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:12 am
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I've been around the world and discovered only stupid people are breeding.
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I heard that on the radio yesterday at work! HA! How awesome is that?!
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:04 am
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What a jerk!

He deserves to get caught, but unique disguise
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:03 am
Doctor Kitty says...



This man is a genius.
  





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Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:31 am
Jennafina says...



That is one of the more awesome things I've seen ever.
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