Young Writers Society

"I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every minute of it!"

"Sorry, I was just in my own little world. They know me there."

Both of those are just common quotes, not sure who they can be credited to lol.

"There are more than two sides to a war." ~Saphirus, from Chronicles of Taer: Rise of the Dragonruler

"I had a really bad day today, and it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?" THE SWEETEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!

"Monsieur, I bid you welcome! Did you think that I would harm her? Why should I make her pay for the sins which are YOURS?!" ~Phantom, from Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera

"Christians aren't perfect. We're just forgiven." ~Some random bumper sticker I saw.

"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you've got to watch out for. You never know when they'll do something incredibly.. stupid." ~Captain Jack Sparrow, from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (well, the quote is SOMETHING like that, anyway)

NICE!

::writes down pick up line::

lol totally going to use that one day

Another one...

"Behind every winner is six billion losers, and chances are, you're one of them."-March?2004 [The Demotivators Calendar]

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

--Oscar Wilde

"We constantly cast the lure of expectation ahead of us hoping to hook a desired piece of the future. SOmething unimaginable always takes the bait" - Dee Hock

I got this off of my Starbucks cup tonight and I thought it was really good.

-Sarah

'I'm not evil, i just like to kill things' so i wrote it, big deal

~~Shadow~Knight~~

"Lord, lead me not into temptation... I'm perfectly capable of finding it on my own!" - Don't know who said it

"Right. Where are we going?" - Pippin, THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

"Toss me!" - Gimli, THE TWO TOWERES

"Don't go where I can't follow," Samwise, THE RETURN OF THE KING

"Be as innocent as doves and as clever as snakes" - The bible somewhere... I'm too lazy to look up the reference

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."
--Jeanne Moreau

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either."
--Dick Cavett

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
--A. Sachs

"Hmmm... they seem to have disarmed the turrets..." -Joel, Bonus Stage (when the neighborhood visits the grocery store, which he believes to be a conspiracy to "invade and infect every corner of the country," he observes the low security.)

"Yeah, security is low." -Phil

"I forgot that sarcasm has no hold over this cartoon." -Phil, after sarcastically agreeing with Joel's suggestion to shoot the show from space.

Two of my favorites:

"My favorite thing about being famous is getting to go to all those overseas places like Canada." Britney Spears (said while in the US)

"It was not my ear you whispered into, but my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul." Judy Garland

Women have many faults, but men have only two; everything they say, and everything they do..

Three hilarious quotes from Dumb and Dumber:

'She gace me some shit about not listening, honestly, I wasn't listening.'

'Boy these Rocky Mountains aren't that rocky.'
'Yeah, that John Denver is fulla shit.'

'Where you guys headed?'
'Aspen'
'Mmmmm...California...'

Favorite Quotes eh... hmmm...

"I am so smart, I am so smart S-M-R-T... Ah, I mean S-M-A-R-T!" Homer Simpson

"My fellow Americans, we must but an end to the poverty (or something) of the country of Africa." Yup, White house's best.

"LETS HURT THE PEPSI MAN" -Sam

"my grandma just died and I got her a card."
"You got her a card how she gonna read it?"
"Dead have their ways."
"What did the card say?"
".... Get well soon." Courtosey of Larry the cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy (With Larry being the one with the dead grandma)

They call me tater salad -Ron White

The officer said I couldnt be drunk in pub-LICK and I said no officer I wasn't drunk in pub-LICK. I was drunk in a bar, they threw me into pub-LICK -Ron White

Oh and this is one of my most favorite...:

"My grandma wore spandex pants on at the flea market which isn't the bad thing. the bad thing was that with every step she took she farted. She was a walking old fart. So by the time we got ot the vegetable section she had a huge ball of gas in her pants and the cabbage man... the cabbage man thought she was smuggling a cabbage so he ran up behind her and ripped her pants down. It sounded like a truck letting th pressure out like.... fffsshhhhhhhhh...At this time I was hauling ass... and my grandpa just dern said 'whoa boy howdy isn't that the stinkiest stick you ever did damn smell??' " LARRY THE CABLE GUY WOOOOO!!!!

Bill Engvall is better