Young Writers Society

Cool! Monkeys won.

...So what? XD I mean, I voted monkey. But what does the mascot actually do?

Jennafina wrote:Cool! Monkeys won.

...So what? XD I mean, I voted monkey. But what does the mascot actually do?

The official duties of the Mascot are to:
- Meet with Heads of State
- Solve Social Security
- Speak to Elementary Schools on the benefits of brushing your teeth

And because it's a monkey:
- Fling feces while writing Shakespeare



In all seriousness, more will be announced in the next issue of Squills

Dolphins are smarter than monkeys. ;.;

Prokaryote

YES!! *dances*

Dolphins, hmm. They are smart.

...but monkeys can learn american sign language =]

a dolphin writing shakespeare would be awfully messy.

Nate wrote:

Jennafina wrote:Cool! Monkeys won.

...So what? XD I mean, I voted monkey. But what does the mascot actually do?

The official duties of the Mascot are to:
- Meet with Heads of State
- Solve Social Security
- Speak to Elementary Schools on the benefits of brushing your teeth

And because it's a monkey:
- Fling feces while writing Shakespeare



In all seriousness, more will be announced in the next issue of Squills

xD xD xD Brilliant, Nate... what would the dragons special duties be if it were the mascot? the importance of flossing?

It was rather close. Someone what surprising.

Now that we have a mascot....what does it do? (Do we get YWS monkey T-shirts?!)

Ah well... congratulations. *wipes eyes with tissue*

Oh well, you haven't heard the last from the Dragons.... *dramatic pause*

.....................................................Nooooo................................................

*Edited because it was distorting the page. Grif.*

Emus would have been better.

Now here's a dancing elephant.

But! The most important question!

can we dress up the monkey?

Hee hee. 'Twas intense, guys. I can't wait to see what the mascot will look like!

*gives gracious bow*
*wipes faint tear away*
Well, does this mean I need to go back to my gyrfalcon mascot? I've so enjoyed my little dragon....

okay, I gues that ok there not dragons but I guess thae are sort of cute in a way only if you look for it that is lol congrats

Meshugenah wrote:But! The most important question!

can we dress up the monkey?

...Oh no. Please tell me Nate isn't going to make the monkey wear the bra he wore...