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Big Brother Goes to an Interview



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Sun Nov 20, 2022 9:06 pm
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Big Brother says...



As you can see, BB is an adult now, and being an adult means going to their first job interview! So, BB is all dressed up in a snazzy tie and they mean business! In a weird turn of events, however, it seems Big Brother is being interviewed by... you?

That's right! You are interviewing Big Brother for their first ever job interview (and maybe their last, judging on how this goes). Ask wacky questions, you must prep them for this super serious job!! What's the job? Well, that's beside the point.





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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:14 pm
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Omni says...



Sits down and carefully aligns my very large and intimidating pile of papers.

So. Big Brother, is it? Tell me, what brings you to our establishment?
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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:17 pm
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Big Brother says...



@Omni oh well, I suppose this has always been my dream job. I feel it in my doggy bones. Also, I saw an ad in the newspaper.





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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:36 pm
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looseleaf says...



Clicks her pen and pulls out one of those large, yellow notepads.

How do you think you, a doggo, are qualified for this position?





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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:48 pm
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Big Brother says...



@looseleaf I think my bowtie proves I am uniquely pawlified for this position.





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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:50 pm
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fantasies says...



coughs politely ehem. so.
how are you able to handle other employees?
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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:51 pm
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Shady says...



Where did you get such a snazzy bowtie Big Bro? I'm big jelly.

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"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:51 pm
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Big Brother says...



@PaigeFantasy oh I have plenty of treats to go around!





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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:53 pm
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Big Brother says...



@Shady that, is, uhh, certainly a unique interview question, heh! It's actually a bowtie carried down generations in my family, from great grand-pawpy BB





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Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:11 am
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Hijinks says...



*Squints critically*

Tell me, Big Bro. What is your biggest weakness?
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)





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Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:22 am
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Big Brother says...



@Seirre Oh that is a good question! I would say my biggest weakness is that I am not working for this company yet. That, and reaching things on the top shelf.





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Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:23 am
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alliyah says...



Where do you see yourself in five years?


Also who's a good doggo?
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return





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Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:26 am
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Big Brother says...



@lliyah I see myself opening another branch of the business! Possibly the ones in the park, they are big branches.

Also, definitely not @LittleSister c:<





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Mon Nov 21, 2022 6:08 am
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Spearmint says...



*Steeples fingers and makes uncomfortable eye contact with Big Brother*

Will your lack of opposable thumbs interfere with your work?
mint, she/her


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Mon Nov 21, 2022 12:18 pm
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soundofmind says...



I have an important question. Perhaps the most important question you will ever be pressed to answer, Big Brother.

Who……. are you a brother to? Who is your sibling(s)?
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