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Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:18 am
Fand says...



The Rules:
(1) Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
(2) Put "all music" on shuffle
(3) Press play.
(4) For every "scene," type the song that's playing. And keep in mind, you must respond to every scene.
(5) When you go to a new "scene," press the forward button to go to a new song.
(6) Most importantly: be honest!

The scenes are as follows:
Opening Credits
Waking Up
First Day of School
Falling in Love
Breaking Up
Prom
Life is Good
Mental Breakdown
Driving
Flashback
Getting Back Together
Wedding
Final Battle
Death Scene
Funeral Song
End Credits



So... I'll go first, then!

Opening Credits: Symphony No. 9 (Scherzo)
Waking Up: City of Blinding Lights, U2
First Day of School: Temporary Remedy, Ben Harper
Falling in Love: Untitled I, Keane
Breaking Up: A Man, Alanis Morissette
Prom: Violin Concert, No. 3: "Strassburg" K. 216, 3rd Movement
Life is Good: The District Sleeps Alone Tonight, The Postal Service
Mental Breakdown: Twisted, Joni Mitchell
Driving: Out Tonight, RENT Soundtrack
Flashback: By The Way, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Getting Back Together: Vissi d'Arte (Atto II, Tosca), Maria Callas
Wedding: City Love, John Mayer
Final Battle: Raven, Dave Matthews Band
Death Scene: I Will Remember You, Sarah McLachlan
Funeral Song: The Ride of the Rohirrim, Soundtrack to Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
End Credits: Headlights on Dark Roads, Snow Patrol


Now you try!
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:05 am
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wow fand neat Idea :)

Opening Credits
-From First To Last, Waltz Moore-
Well this song shows I sure have an emo life lol

Waking Up
-Ovide Jumpstyle Remix-
whahah excellent choice WMP this is sure good for waking up

First Day of School
-Imogen Heap, Hallelujah-
Well guess I'm going to church school lol

Falling in Love
-Josh Groban, Caruso-
Pretty romantic song jeej for my WMD

Breaking Up
-Ali B, Ik Ben Je Zat-
Aaaah omg this fits sooo perfectly it's Dutch and it stands for "Im so sick of you" and it's like alll about breaking up !! I Heart you WDM

Prom
-The Raconteurs, Together-
This actually DOES fit as well jeej!

Life is Good
-From First To Last, Such A Tragedy-
Erhmmm Life is Good, Such a Tragedy ?? akward :?

Mental Breakdown
-Taake, Marerittet-
uhuh yeah I dont even like this song so yeah by listnening to it I allmost DID get a Mental Breakdown
Driving
-Dimmu Borgir, Spellbound-
??? Don't see any resemblence lol

Flashback
-Jack Johnson, Banana Pancakes-
Cute song does not fit perfectly but ah well

Getting Back Together
-Lamb Of God, Ashes Of The Wake-
Suuurreee lol whatever ... stupid WDM

Wedding
-Jamie Cullum, Get Your Way-
Pretty much a wedding song lol

Final Battle
Andrea Bocelli-Il Diaviolo I Il Angelo(The Angel and The Devil)
Hahahah yeh final battle Devil against the Angel !! w00t perfect choice WMD :D

Death Scene
-Avenged Sevenfold, Eternal Rest-
W00t at my death scene I rest eternally fo sho :D

Funeral Song
-The Fall Of Troy, FFCPREMIX-
whatever...I love this song though so I guess it's cool they play it

End Credits
-From First To Last, My heart your hands-
Whatever cool song for end credits !


This was fun !!! Like some of the songs totally fit then again some don't :S
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:43 am
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Opening Credits: Shes Got a Girlfriend Now: Reel Big Fish
Waking Up: Smoke from a Distant Fire: Sanford Townsend Band
First Day of School: Best Wishes to Your Black Lungs: Less than Jake
Falling in Love: Big Time Operator: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Breaking Up: Drops of Jupiter: Train
Prom: Shed Some Skin: Slow Gherkin
Life is Good: Hotel California: The Eagles
Mental Breakdown: Welcome to the New South: Less than Jake
Driving: Bullets to the Ground: Planet Smashers
Flashback: Virtue: Jesse Cook
Getting Back Together: Average Man: Reel Big Fish
Wedding: Miss Michigan: Mustard Plug (actually fits very well)
Final Battle: Red Flag: Billy Talent
Death Scene: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger: Daft Punk (lol?)
Funeral Song: Thigh High Nylons: Mustard Plug
End Credits: Failing, Flailing: Streetlight Manifesto.
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:04 am
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Opening Credits

"Yellow" -- Coldplay

Waking Up

"Dog Problems" -- The Format

First Day of School

"Petals" -- The Honorary Title

Falling in Love

"Fly" -- Nick Drake

Breaking Up

"The Only Moment We Were Alone" -- Explosions in the Sky

Prom

"Screaming Infidelities" -- Dashboard Confessional

Life is Good

"Caramel" -- City High

Mental Breakdown

"The Kill" -- 30 Seconds to Mars

Driving

"Control" -- Mutemath

Flashback

"Mad World" -- Gary Jules

Getting Back Together

"And It Rained All Night" -- Thom Yorke

Wedding

"Tell Me Baby" -- Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Final Battle

"Silent Spring" -- Massive Attack

Death Scene

"Heart in a Cage" -- The Strokes

Funeral Song

"Cats in Heat" -- The Honorary Title

End Credits

"Drilling" -- Minus the Bear
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Hahahaha... never had a prom before, but who knows! This is my movie, no? :)

Opening Credits

A Day in the Life - The Beatles

Hahaha... oh, I love this song. And what a fitting tune for my life! Who cares about those holes anyway? :P

Waking Up

When I'm Sixty-Four - The Beatles

Oh dear... apparently when I wake up, I am cold and stuff? Hmmm... weird.

First Day of School

You Won't See Me - The Beatles

Hahaha... as you can tell, I have a scary amount of Beatles songs on my computer, lol. But really... nobody notices me at school. It's cool.

Falling in Love


By the Way - RHCP

Ah... it's fitting that my falling in love song is a sidenote. :P

Breaking Up


Beautiful Child

This is a trance song or something... but I wonder exactly why this was a break-up. Beautiful child? :P

Prom

I Wanna Be Your Man - The Beatles

Ha... yeah. Too much Beatles, except there's no such thing! But this sounds vaguely wrong in my case. :P

Life is Good

Fiesta

Concert Band song thingy. And I played in it! *cheers*

Mental Breakdown


As Long as You Love ME - BSB

Ah... such a romantic song. :P

Driving

Firework

Another dorky concert band song. :P But hey! We played it so it's all good. :P

Flashback

Helter Skelter - The Beatles

Ahhhh... interesting flash back scene, no? O_o

Getting Back Together

Glad All Over - The Beatles

Face it -- The Beatles have to show up in this movie. :)

Wedding

Minnie the Moocher - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Oh dear... who do I marry again?

Final Battle

A Summer Place

WTF? OMFG, LMAO! This is the music that was played in that one Freakazoid episode with the relax-o-vision interruptions. XD

Death Scene


Sweet Home Chicago -- Blues Brothers

Ah... Chicago. Interesting place to die...

Funeral Song


Peter and the Wolf - Procession

WTF??? THIS IS WHEN PETER IS CARRYING THE DEAD WOLF HOME? *dies*

End Credits

Something the Boy Said - Sting

Er... that's weird. :P
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:57 am
Trident says...



Interesting concept. Okay, here we go:

Opening Credits

We Are All On Drugs - Weezer

Oh dear, I hope not.

Waking Up

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Not quite fitting, but okay. Moving right along.

First Day of School

American Idiot - Green Day

I don't even know why I have that song on here anymore. I'm so annoyed by it. It's overplayed even now.

Falling in Love

Steady As She Goes - The Raconteurs

Oh dear, again.

Breaking Up

Headwires - Foo Fighters

Nothing to say here.

Prom

Meet Virginia - Train

Well that worked out. Now if only I knew someone named Virginia.

Life is Good

Get Comfortable - The Junior Varsity

:D

Mental Breakdown

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

LOL, it's working out beautifully now!

Driving

Generator - Foo Fighters

I thought for a second I might get Learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters. ;)

Flashback

Heaven Beside You - Alice in Chains

That's a nice thought.

Getting Back Together

I Will Buy You a New Life - Everclear

I can't believe how well these are working out!

Wedding

Buddy Holly - Weezer

Okay, that made no sense.

Final Battle

Lightning Crashes - Live

Perfect! :D

Death Scene

Gimme Stitches - Foo Fighters

...LOL!!! Top that!

Funeral Song

Ain't it the Life - Foo Fighters

Apparently not...

End Credits

The Widow - The Mars Volta

Appropriate ending I suppose.

That was a lot more fun than I thought it was going to be. Thanks Fand! :D
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:36 pm
Matt Bellamy says...



Opening Credits
Korn - Seed
Waking Up
Rolling Stones – Get Off Of My Cloud
First Day of School
Snow Patrol – Ways And Means
Falling in Love
Keane – Broken Toy
Breaking Up
Linkin Park - Session
Prom
Josh Pyke – Middle Of The Hill
Life is Good
Slipknot – Pulse Of The Maggots
Mental Breakdown
Queen – Now I’m Here
Driving
Box Car Racer – I Feel So
Flashback
Muse – Map Of Your Head
Getting Back Together
Elbow – Grace Under Pressure
Wedding
Keane – Nothing In My Way
Final Battle
Ultravox – Dancing With Tears In My Eyes
Death Scene
Korn - Embrace
Funeral Song
Metallica – Nothing Else Matters
End Credits
Bon Jovi – Lay Your Hands On Me
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Opening Credits

"Light With A Sharpened Edge" - The Used (Starting off with an emo band isn't the greatest beginning)

Waking Up


"Cutt Off" - Kasabian (ah, nothing like waking up to the jagged sound of Kasabian)

First Day of School

"See A Better Day" - Graham Coxon (A bit too nice for heading to school)

Falling in Love

"Purgatory Girls" - Dustin's Bar Mitzvah (makes absolutely no sense as a love song)

Breaking Up

"Charlie Don't Surf" - The Clash (Kind of works ... in a strange sense.)

Prom

"Live Forever" - Oasis (Ah, I think they actually played this song at our Prom, so straight on! :) )

Life is Good

"Ask" - The Smiths (ah, I love this song, so yeah, life is good!)

Mental Breakdown

"Bareback" - The Darkness (well I don't like The Darkness all that much, so yeah I'd have to say this fits mental breakdown status XD)

Driving

"Finding Out True Love Is Blind" - Louis XIV (Not exactly what I'd pick for a driving song, but not bad nonetheless)

Flashback

"Capital Radio One" - The Clash (Ah, what a great song! Makes no sense for a flashback though, unless the flashback was to the late 1970s ...)

Getting Back Together

"Another Day" - The Cure (Hmm, not really related.)

Wedding

"Listen Up" - Oasis (who would want Oasis at their wedding, lol?)

Final Battle

"Chump" - Green Day (hahaha not all a battle song)

Death Scene

"A Certain Romance" - Arctic Monkeys (not too bad for a death scene, I suppose, at least I'd go out on a good note)

Funeral Song

"I Wanna Be Sedated" - The Ramones (a bit too much sedated, I think

End Credits

"It Was Only Love" - The Cribs (Quite a good note to end on, I think. Well, not exactly, but I like the song.)
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:19 pm
Fand says...



Well, I'm bored witless, and as it's my game, I figured I'd just do it again. Different answers everytime, after all.

Opening Credits - "Amen Omen," Ben Harper
Cheerful beginning, there... I do love that song though.
Waking Up - "E Qual Via Scegliete? (Atto II, Tosca)," Maria Callas
...All right...
First Day of School - "Moving On," Sixpence None The Richer
Could've been worse.
Falling in Love - "Drops of Jupiter," Train
Booyah!
Breaking Up - "Behind Every Good Woman," Tracy Bonham
Heheh... I can't believe how incredibly appropriate this is. This is definitely the song I listen to when I need to be in an ass-kicking sort of mood. It comes highly recommended. ;)
Prom - "The Long and Winding Road," The Beatles
Oookay...
Life is Good - "Spitting Games," Snow Patrol
That one works.
Mental Breakdown - "Anachie Gordon," Loreena McKennitt
Depressing, but hardly mental breakdown music...
Driving - "The Priest," Joni Mitchell
God that is a great song.
Flashback - "Sweet Surrender," Sarah McLachlan
Not incredibly appropriate, but could've done worse.
Getting Back Together - "Oh," Dave Matthews
Hehehe... *melts*
Wedding - "Diamonds on the Inside," Ben Harper
Aw... I want that song at my wedding.
Final Battle - "Flos Regalis," Trio Mediaeval
Can't win 'em all.
Death Scene - "Les Voici! Voici la Quadrille! (March and Chorus, Acte IV, Carmen)," Maria Callas
Incredibly and amusingly inappropriate... *giggles*
Funeral Song - "Ancient Pines," Loreena McKennitt
Good one, that.
End Credit - "Delicate," Damien Rice
Guh... only the most romantic song in the world. Love it.
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:17 am
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Opening Credits
I just want to fly- Sugar Ray
Waking Up
Smile- Lily Allen
First Day of School
Le boulette- Diam's
Falling in Love
Pillmatic- Gym Class Heroes
Breaking Up
Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson
Prom
Teeth Grinding - Gorgoroth
Life is Good

Waarom?- Mafe
Mental Breakdown
Let your shoulders fall - Matthey Jay
Driving
Forced Ingestion - Abigail Williams
Flashback
Fred and George - Harry and the Potter
Getting Back Together
If I could - Jack Johnson
Wedding
The Way you look tonight - Harry Connick Junior
Final Battle
Kings of the carnival creation - Dimmu Borgir
Death Scene
Call it a day - The Raconteurs
Funeral Song
A day like today - Tom Mcrae
End Credits
Hotel Roosevelt - Agustana
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Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:49 am
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Opening Credits
Sanitarium - Metallica
Looks like I'm set up for a really uplifting movie. :roll:

Waking Up
Stand Your Ground - Rancid
Could work, I guess

First Day of School
Hey Ladies - Beastie Boys
That's just hilarious

Falling in Love
Takk... - Sigur Ros
Couldn't have worked better

Breaking Up
Red Hot Moon - Rancid
Moving right along...

Prom
You Don't Care About Us - Placebo
Eh... maybe.

Life is Good
A Story At Three - AFI
iTunes must hate me

Mental Breakdown
Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking - Snow Patrol
Lucky guess

Driving
The Memory Remains - Metallica
iTunes really does hate me.

Flashback
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
Sure, why not

Getting Back Together
One of my Turns - Pink Floyd
Weird.

Wedding
Money - Pink Floyd
No comment

Final Battle
Fired - Ben Folds
We're looking a really lighthearted final battle here :roll:

Death Scene
Root Down - Beastie Boys
Turns out I die in a rap battle

Funeral Song
The Glass Prison - Dream Theater
Almost fits, but not entirely

End Credits
Vermicide - The Mars Volta
Sure.

In summation, iTunes hates me and my movie will make very little sense. 8)
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:48 am
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With time and too little thought from exhaustion, I suppose I felt enough ennui to try this.

Opening Credits

::Californication -- Red Hot Chili Peppers::

...Yes, well, I suppose. o0'


Waking Up

::Hand in My Pocket -- Alanis Morissette::

Not usually when I wake up, as I don't have pockets.

First Day of School

::Acrobat -- U2::

...

Falling in Love

::Howl's Moving Castle Theme -- Joe Hisaishi::

I'm not sure if it's particularly apt except in the comic?

Breaking Up

::A Tale -- Javier Navarette (from El Laberinto del Fauno)

Prom

::Shtiel -- Rammstein::

...that would be a bloody scary prom.

Life is Good

::Zima -- Alsu::

If one likes the cold, and such.

Mental Breakdown

::Pirates of the Caribbean Opening -- Soundtrack::

...Jack Sparrow really might have had one; but he seems to have taken it all in stride.

Driving

::Hay Amores Que Matan -- Jaguares::

Ouch.

Flashback

::Gin-Soaked Boy -- The Divine Comedy::

Not that I recall.

Getting Back Together

::Arabian Nights -- Aladdin ?? ::

Applicable would be a stretch in and under any perception.

Wedding

::Speed of Sound -- Coldplay::

What a melancholy wedding.

Final Battle

::Edward Scissorhands Theme::

...another depressed sort of finale; it would have to be a final battle with fake foils on ice to fit the sound. Unless it were all in slow-motion?

Death Scene

::Gold Lion -- Yeah Yeah Yeahs:: (or is it just 'Yeah-Yeahs'?)

Possibly.

Funeral Song

::Ready To Fall -- Rise Against the Machine::

... It came, perhaps, later than needed. Already fallen if it's a funeral. o0

End Credits

::Dissolved Girl -- Massive Attack::

Oy, 'tis a tragedy. !_!


I think this thing managed to get half of it filled with songs I don't recall having listened to. o0' Aladdin must be a sibling's cast-off from Summer.
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Opening Credits- "Homeward Bound", Simon and Garfunkel

Waking Up- "Trouble Sleeping", Corinne Bailey Rae

[Ooer.]

First Day of School- "Warrior", Yeah Yeah Yeahs

[What We of Many AP Classes feel when going to school.]

Falling in Love- "O Valencia", The Decemberists

[Aw, but the love gets shot by the brother...just my luck.]

Breaking Up - "You Probably Couldn't See For the Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me", Arctic Monkeys

Prom- "Geek in the Pink", Jason Mraz

[Likely going to be my prom experience.]

Life is Good- "I'm Gonna Kick You Out/Let the Sunshine In", Caeasars

Mental Breakdown- "God, Make Up Your Mind", Cold War Kids

[Ah-hah! Perfectamundo!]

Driving- "Strict Machine", Goldfrapp
Flashback- "When You Were Young", The Killers
Getting Back Together- "Getchoo", Weezer
Wedding- "An Honest Mistake", The Bravery

[Coupled with that Panic! At the Disco song with the strange snogging clowns, this could be a good soundtrack for the wedding.]

Final Battle- "Don't Look Back Into The Sun", The Libertines
Death Scene- "Casimir Pulaski Day", Sufjan Stevens
Funeral Song- "Falling By the Wayside", People In Planes
End Credits - "Apply Some Pressure", Maximo Park
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Opening Credits
Wind by Akeboshi....wow lol

Waking Up
The Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel

First Day of School
Sasuke~Destiny.....now that's creepy lol

Falling in Love
In the Chess Court, the Hero soundtrack

Breaking Up
Trans Siberian Orchestra, Boughs of Holly
Prom
[i] What Can I Do for You? FFX2 opening (why the heck is that on there...) [/b]

Life is Good
One Short Day, the WICKED soundtrack
Mental Breakdown
The Dragon Boy, Spirited Away

Driving
Blue Blast- Winning the Rainbow

Flashback
Demon, Juuni Kokki soundtrack

Getting Back Together
Those who Fight Further - Black Mages


Wedding
Connection Lightning Strike- Juuni Kokki soundtrack again

Final Battle
Beethoven's Fifth

Death Scene
Ryuu no Pavane ~Aika

Funeral Song
Pinball Wizard, The Who

End Credits
Afternoon of Konoha


Wow. That's kind of disturbing.
What have I learned about myself?
1: I am SUCH an anime geek. 7 of those were from anime...lol
2: I like a lot of different kinds of music. (Contrasting: Hero and the Black Mages. Lol....)
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Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:15 pm
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Ha! This is so much fun!
My music makes me feel like a nerd.

Opening Credits
"Prologue" West Side Story Original Cast Recording

Waking Up
"Carmen Sandiego" Crazy Pitches (my high school's a capella group)

First Day of School
"Don't Let It Get You Down" Spoon

Falling in Love
"Get Lonely" The Mountain Goats

Breaking Up ("Get Lonely" should've gone here, eh?)
"Consequence of Sounds" Regina Spektor

Prom
"Dear Yoko" John Lennon

Life is Good
"Bassoon Concerto, 'La notte', for bassoon, strings, & continuo in B-flat major" Antonio Vivaldi

Mental Breakdown
"Alcohol" Barenaked Ladies (I'm surprised at how long it took for BnL to show up in here)

Driving
"Waltz (Better Than Fine)" Fiona Apple

Flashback
"Give Peace A Chance" John Lennon

Getting Back Together
"A Day In The Life" The Beatles

Wedding
"Every Moment" Rogue Wave

Final Battle
"Second Best" Barenaked Ladies

Death Scene
"Testing 1, 2, 3" Barenaked Ladies

Funeral Song
"Sinkin' Soon" Norah Jones

End Credits
"No One Mourns the Wicked" Wicked Soundtrack
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