Eclair, Pissed-about-her-mace, and Foxy™ all sleep together, but not at the same time, for unspecified but still very clear reasons.
Discount-Jedi is very un-jedi-like, and murders Vampire with a blow dart. Was the blow-dart silver-tipped? How did it kill Vampire? Where did Discount-Jedi even get the blow dart? These are all questions we will never know the answers to.
Totally-not-a-psychic meets Raisedbywolves again, and thinks, "Hey, we teamed up before, why don't I let her into my crappy house? We can be friends!"
Mia tries to sing herself to sleep. She fails for many reasons. A) Mia cannot sing, and B) you can't go to sleep if you're focusing on singing anyway.
reGina George does not approve of sherlock's hon-hon-hon-ing. Sherlock is British, and should not be hon-hon-hon-ing. She destroys his crap.
Cat-in-the-Hat's hat is superior to Lemons' lemons. However, Cat-in-the-Hat is no murderer. Not at all.
KaylaNi didn't work out as much as she should have back home. Maybe she didn't get enough food. Maybe both.
Moderator don't need no fire, only the burning desire to die. Some rich person takes pity on him and sends him a blanket.
The Demon Goddess and Eagle One don't kill each other.
BernieSonders and Darksilence talk about their houses. BernieSonders tells tales of the White House. Darksilence is concerned for his new friend's mental health.
Fortissimo is the designated cleric.
SpellCastor does not starve.
Foxy™, Eagle One, Peacock, and Soap steal all of Lemons' lemons. They want those lemons, dammit.
reGina George and Cat-in-the-Hat hate Discount-Jedi so much that they become friends. Tis the way of the Dark Side.
Mia got a Sharp Object™. Everyone else hopes she will not go on a murder-spree with it.
Spicy™.
BernieSonders is too old for this.
Raisedbywolves, SpellCastor, Moderator, Lemongrass, and Totally-not-a-psychic mean business. Do they get any customers? Nope.
Darksilence's dark silence wins all the hearts of the people back in Rich-People-Place. Everyone loves a bad boy.
Pissed-about-her-mace misses her mace so much that she has an existential crisis. Is she real? Is the world real? Where do we go when we die?
Rainbows is intimidated by The Demon Goddess and sherlock's-honhonhon. "No true Brit laughs like a Frenchman!" he cries. "It's unnatural!"
One cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Spoiler! :
Whenever I read @sherlockhson's name, I read it as sherlockshon instead. I decided to take it to the next level, for the sake of... well I don't know if this can be considered comedy but.
when life gives somebody else lemons, you would be stupid not to steal from them.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse a persona che mai tornasse al mondo, questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse. Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero, senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.
How can I be king of the world? Because I am king of rubbish. And rubbish is what the world is made of. — Kate DiCamillo, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
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