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My school made a mistake when printing out report cards; none of them said honors or high honors on them. Anyone who should have gotten one that said either one of those had to get a corrected version from the guidance office.

So now I have the actual, correct report card and the one I got first. Burning it for the sake of burning it seems too simple. Who should I sacrifice it to?

This is actually hilarious. I love your sense of humor. But to answer your question, there is only one answer to it: Our Lord and our Heart, Pat Buchanan. Who else is worthy of having an incorrect report card burned for them?

All hail the glow cloud.

@freakforchrist, obviously.

When in doubt, choose Pat.

@freakforchrist is the obvious answer though if you can reach them I ask you sacrifice it to Pat.

As of right now, here's the votes for who I should sacrifice my report card to!

Cthulu: 4
The Glow Cloud: 4
Herobrine: 1
Pat Buchanan: 2
@Steggy's Guinea Pig: 1
@freakforchrist: 2

I vote to Cthulu! You can never go wrong with a creature made in in the dark twisted mind of Lovecraft.