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Bad July Christmas Poetry, Shorts, Art, etc.



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Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:18 am
Nate says...



YWS is celebrating its third Christmas in July this weekend (July 18 - 19, GMT time)!

In preparation for this festive time and annual tradition, why not write or draw something and then post it below? Just like Christmas sweaters, the worse, the better!
  





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Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:05 am
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Rook says...



aw yiss. bad poetry and art is where it's at.

Santa went on vacation
to escape the elves' adulation.
but in the sun he fried
like a chicken pot pie
and smelled, for weeks, of bacon.

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To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

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Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:13 am
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Tuesday says...



Chirstmas Rescuring: A Story with of Friends

A short story I wrote about Christmas..
What does it mean to be brave?


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Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:33 am
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rainforest says...



A poem.

My sunburn is red,
and my nose is blue.
I hate the sun and snow,
I just don't know what to do.
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Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:42 am
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fukase says...



A poem. :smt004

Red is a truly charming color,
Santa's clothing is red after all.
I look into the sky, I suprised.
Santa Claus is coming!
In the afternoon, this July?
Alas, I mistaken the sunlight with Santa,
As the sun is burning red.
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and not some lazy old man that supposedly genius but a sucker in his own life.
Koku is Koku.
Koku is CUTE.
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Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:34 am
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Carina says...



Be warned, my poem is very emotional...


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Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:48 am
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Nate says...



My bad rhyming:


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Dreamy says...



Well, the topic said bad...

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Happy Christmas in July. :santa:
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Pompadour says...



santa says he doesn't like pudding
nor does he understand why people call him
santa.

it is one of the things he does not understand.
like pudding.

santa likes thinking 364 nights.
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steampowered says...



There's a reason why I'm an author and not an artist... :wink:

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Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:54 pm
elcuidador says...



I do not like how a Christian holiday is coincidentally scheduled exactly during the Muslim Eid. Others might even find this offensive considering Muslims originally scheduled Eid to be separate from other religions.

Just a thought @Nate, maybe next year's would be a couple of days later.
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Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:07 pm
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Nate says...



@Saradomin ->> This is the third annual Christmas in July. We do this every year; this year, Eid just happens to be around the same time. This is also not a Christian holiday as there is no such thing as a Christmas in July on the Christian calendar. It's just something fun that a lot of organizations do. I am sorry you have taken offense, but I do believe you're overreacting.
  





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Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:14 pm
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@Nate No problem, I was only giving you a heads up just in case anyone does overreact because I certainly am calm. It's just that with YWS's friendly reputation I didn't expect an event to overcast important religious dates. I like what you're doing with the website, keep it up.
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Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:50 pm
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Snoink says...



If you want bad and Christmas, look no further than the Moth and Myth Christmas Special! Written and illustrated by yours truly.

Also: I'm sorry.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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