When all else fails, become a mortician. ~RagingLive
Don't touch things on table tops or countertops without permission. -My Mom when I was like, ages 0-Present, though it can be affective if you don't want someone trying to eat raw lye soap while thinking it's pudding.
'Cause your own story, is the safest place you'll ever be ~Echosmith
I just write poetry to throw my mean callous heartless exterior into sharp relief. I’m going to throw you off the ship anyway. — Vogon Captain (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
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