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What's the most outrageous thing you used to believe?



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Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:11 pm
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OliveDreams says...



I used to believe that buffalos really did have wings…

They must have just been REALLY small
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I used to believe if you went to the cinema and looked at the screen you would turn into that character. *blushes* I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SHREK!
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Sherri says...



I used to believe that my stuffed animals would get up and walk around in my room. If I didn't treat them well and put them away like I was supposed to, they would sit on my pillow and stare at me all night, giving me nightmares. One guess who planted that seed:
M. O. M. :D
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Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:43 pm
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OliveDreams says...



Haha I love those!

I used to believe that if you accidently swallowed an apple pip..

A full blown apple tree would start growing inside you.

Weirdly, it didn't seem to worry me as much as it should!
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Spotswood says...



1. That Santa Claus actually invited me to the North Pole

2. That George Forman wasn't real

3. That I'd find a girlfriend in high school

4. That I was actually Holden Caulfield
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lostthought says...



1. The care bears were going to get me.

2. Lemony Snicket was real.

3. I'm going to die at age ten.
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1) I used to think teachers lived at school.

2) I used to pretend I had a guinea pig.

3) If I pointed at people and coughed they would get ill.

4) The lollipop man is awesome.
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Tenyo says...



My parents used to tell me that the tooth fairy was real, but I knew otherwise. I even did a test to prove it- I didn't tell anybody that I lost my tooth but put it under my pillow anyway, and when the tooth fairy didn't come that proved that it was all a total farce and someone else was putting the money under my pillow.

But I played along anyway and pretended she was real because I thought my parents still believed in it and didn't have the heart to tell them otherwise.
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MarbleToast says...



I used to believe that if I properly sat on the toilet, a venomous snake would bite me on...y'know...
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Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:21 pm
Spotswood says...



MarbleToast wrote:I used to believe that if I properly sat on the toilet, a venomous snake would bite me on...y'know...


Reminds me of that one other scene from...

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Tenyo wrote:My parents used to tell me that the tooth fairy was real, but I knew otherwise. I even did a test to prove it- I didn't tell anybody that I lost my tooth but put it under my pillow anyway, and when the tooth fairy didn't come that proved that it was all a total farce and someone else was putting the money under my pillow.

But I played along anyway and pretended she was real because I thought my parents still believed in it and didn't have the heart to tell them otherwise.

I knew for years that she ain't real I just wanted money. :P
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Sherri says...



I also had this dream-catcher, and believed that if you shook it or accidentally bumped into it, the bad dreams would escape and I would have the nightmares again. I only believed in this because one time I hit my head on it (it was hanging from one of my ceiling fan pullstrings), went to bed thinking about it, and had a terrifying nightmare that I had dreamed a year or so before. It still creeps me out, but I know it isn't true... XD I was ten, so you'll have to cut me some slack there XD
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Alpha says...



Well, when we went to england and visited tourist-y places in london, dad led me to believe that the queen invited us for dinner. I even left a space for her signature in my diary.

I should have known better, really. >.>

I also used to think that each country was a separate planet! I think that was because of a picture I saw in an encyclopedia about the break-up of pangaea.

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And I also thought that girls could hide their nipples, thanks to WITCH comics. I don't even know.
  





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Holysocks says...



I used to believe that 'politics' meant 'gore'....

I was not a gullible child >.>
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Prokaryote says...



I occasionally believe I have telekinetic powers, but they never pan out.
  








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