Konnichiwa! (my BFF is rubbing off on me... she loves Japanese stuff, and "konnichiwa" is apparently Japanese for "hello") okay. that is a total lie. I just saw that someone was tired of seeing hello's so I put Konnichiwa.
Anyways...
I am EAHailstone! Now, if you are smart and logical, the way American citizens were raised to be, you would think, "oh, her first initial is E and her middle initial is A and her last name is Hailstone."
Well, you would be wrong! Ha! That's what you get for not thinking outside of the box! haha!
Okay, I've had my fun. Now I will explain myself to you:
As you may have already guessed, my last name is not Hailstone, but it was supposed to be.
I'll let you ponder that whilst (i love that word, "whilst." It sounds so cool. :] ) i tell you about myself. I am tall and I like to write, even though I am not particularly good. or am I? I'll let you guys decide... I have curly blonde hair that is exactly like my long dead great-great-grandmother's and my also less long, but still quite a while dead great-grandmother's, neither of whom I have met. I'm not sure how the hair could skip two generations, and I almost wish it hadn't. Ugh! It gets so frizzy in the humidity, and, of course, we HAD to live in Texas! Ugh! As you may have noticed, I live in Texas. You may also have noticed my digust. I want to move to Montana or Iowa, and that is all I will say on the subject, lest I say something I deeply regret. I am super smart and my teachers say I am very articulate. I'm good at picking out grammatical errors (they drive me crazy!). Of course, this doesnt mean I willnt have any meself... Haha. I have a slightly out-of-whack sense of humor.
My parents got divorced the summer after 5th grade. I cried a lot then, and now I rarely cry now. Yet, I find tears welling in my eyes more and more often nowadays, but, hey, who said highschool was supposed to be easy? See, I get very frustrated with myself when I can't do something that I think I should be able to do, and for some unknown reason, my tears are triggered by frustration. But, enough about me, back to the last name thing (which is still about me, imagine that!)...
My grandpa didn't find out his last name was Hailstone until my dad was old. so instead of changing my dad's last name, he simply changed his. So my dad and I have the name (that I won't tell you, because, you know, safety and all that) and my grandpa has Hailstone. My legal last name is common, and so is my first, so, when I become a famous author, my name will be E. A. Haistone. It's very uncommon and different- and still legal!
Now do you get it? Great! Because I am sooooo tired of talking about myself. I feel so self-absorbed...
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