
"Danny, are you sure this is the correct locale?" Stephan pinched his lips together and looked around the bustling midday underbelly of Celtincrown's foundation.
"I'm absolutely sure," Danny said, nonplussed. He pointed at the sign above the bar. "He said it was the tavern with the smokin' babe on the sign." Of course, he was pointing to the sign above them that showed a woman clad only in beer foam in strategic places.
"If Andy is here, then we should go inside," said Fiona as she walked in. "Maybe the unruly underbelly of Celtincrown can wash my brain of other unruly underbellies I've seen tod--oh my."
Simone crashed in after Fiona, eyes growing wide, a grin on her face too close to cackling to be anything else.
The others poured in after them as a nude lady walked past with a tray of ale. A bouncy young woman bounced up to them and clasped her hands together above her head. "Welcome, y'all, to Smokey Susan's All-You-Can--" she thrust a hip at Danny, "Eat buffet, bar, grill, and lounge of sundry delights."
Danny blinked, unfazed as Simone and Fiona basically hauled him out the front door. "But I like sundry delights!"
Stephan coughed into his fist and slid the young woman a gold piece. "Please, er, take a class on..." He looked her over. "Cosmetology."
"Is that the one with those big ol' telescopes?"
Stephan pulled out a few more coins. "Perhaps this is the correct profession after all." The little lady giggled and bounced away, coins jingling in a purse--wait, where did she get a purse?
"Interesting how you can talk to people, right?" Aten's eyes cut away and he slid out the front door's draperies in his natural non-presence that made him so...
"Aten!" Stephan followed him out, only to be pulled to the side in the dark foyer. A finger jabbed into Stephan's chest.
"Those who have nothing to hide do not hesitate. They don't make excuses, they don't stall. They are upfront and honest."
Stephan pinched the bridge of his nose. "If you would just be patient, my irritable oasis-lapping gazelle."
"Enough with the gazelles, Stephan!" Aten threw his arms out, wind blasting up at them from below. "I can't pretend to trust you if you act more and more like quicksand day-in and day-out."
Stephan placed his hands on Aten's shoulders and slowly--not to build a mood or cause anticipation, but because the moment demanded that things be slowed down--placed his lips on the crown of Aten's head. "Please, Aten. Give me a bit of time and you will know all there is to know about--"
"Stephan," shouted Simone, slicing her way through the drapes in the doorways. "Oh, look at you two lovecocks."
"Love birds, Simone."
She smirked. "Not from where I'm standing." She hoisted a dagger over her shoulder. "Andy called on the stone. So we're leaving." She waggled her eyebrows and went back to slicing her way out of the foyer.
He turned back to Aten. "Me."
"What about you?"
"I literally just told you. Everything."
"No, you started to tell me to wait--"
"No, I was finishing my sentence. You will know everything about me."
"Oh, right, before Simone, and yeah. Gotcha." He paused, his hands falling with a sigh. "Fine, but this is your last shot."
Several yards down the road stood the group, yet again in front of another seedy looking bar. This one had a painting of a baby whose rump was on fire. Andy came out of the doorway, brow furrowed. "Ya'd really take me to be the nudie bar kinda lad, Danno?"
Danny shrugged and scratched the back of his head. "I was willing to take a shot..."
Andy caved and held the door open. "We'll talk inside. The guards have been restlessly patrolling every hour on the hour. No need to give 'em unnecessary cause to search us."
"Dunno," spouted Simone as she walked through, "I wouldn't mind being patted down by a man in uniform."
Fiona followed, eyes leery. "I'm beginning to question the benefits of the time you spent with my brother."
Danny bounced along after them. "I always question the time I spend with David! And it usually ends in cuffs!"
"I hope you held onto them." Stephan growled into Danny's ear.
Leigh entered, but pulled Aten into the shadow of the foyer. Voice lowered, ve cut vis eyes to Andy and the others. "Under no circumstance will we allow Andy to get his hands on that stone." Ve narrowed vis eyes. "Got it?"
Still a bit jittered, Aten muttered a deja-vu before peered around Leigh's shoulder and watched the others taking a seat at the largest table in the inn. "I don't understand what's so--"
"No. Circumstance."
Aten blinked. "How does that clarify anything?"
Leigh coughed into vis fist. "I'll tell you everything later."
Aten narrowed his eyelids. "Ra's sake, why do people keep--"
"Hey, Clouds!" yelled Andy, "we're waiting for you two like very kind and generous people." And his tone dropped. "So why don't you plant your asses already and stop gossiping?"
Stephan sat perfectly upright in his awfully-postured chair and drummed his fingers on the heavy oaken table. "So I take it that you're Daniel's brother?"
Danny and Andy jerked their heads to him at the same time, pinkie fingers picking their right ears, left eyebrows raised, gorgeous green eyes curiously alight. "How could you tell?" they asked in unison.
Stephan pointed to their necks. "You're wearing the Dawson Family Crest." He grinned and leaned in. "If memory serves, you owe my family quite a few shipments of fire crystals."
The brothers looked at one another. "What did we use them for?" Danny asked.
"Ma had us steal 'em so she could make stew for that block party a few years back."
"Oh yeah." He opened his mouth wide and pointed in. "I've still got one stuck somewhere back there."
"Christ, Danny, go to a Dentist!"
Danny pointed over his shoulder at Fiona. "I bought a Dentist just a few days ago, though."
"Danny, I'm not a dent--"
Andy leaned in. "You're a waterbender?"
"Well, yes--"
"You heal people?"
"Well, yes--"
"Then yer a dentist. Fix his teeth or you'll never Dent in this town again."
Stephan groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Thugs and bandits," he grumbled under his breath. A waitress appeared behind him, clothed this time. As Stephan peered up, he realized that he was certainly talking to the same woman who had been stark naked in front of him earlier.
"How're y'all doin' tonight?"
Stephan sighed. "You're not getting another coin from me, whatever game you're playing at! I paid you well and full before, so just get me the finest bottle of wine you have in this ill-lit den of assorted venereal diseases."
She propped her hand on her hip, side-eying him. "So you said one bottle of wine?"
"Yes." He didn't even bother making eye contact.
"And y'all?"
A resounding, massive, gargantuan, racous, overwhelmingly unified chorus shouted. "BEER!" before Aten added, "but only if it's free of slave labor."
Simone cawed in laughter. "Man, slave beer is the best!" She kicked back. "Something about the injustice and blood makes it so much richer..."
The barkeep giggled and nodded. "So I'll just bring over a keg and have one of our priests bless it for y'all." She turned, took a few steps, then sighed over her shoulder. "And a bottle of wine."
"So Danno," cut Andy, leaning his elbow on the table. "I've been waiting two weeks to see that stone of yours."
"We had to get a Dentist," Danny answered, not missing a beat. "You want me to show it to you, don't you?"
"That'd be much apprciated, Danno."
Danny reached into his cloak, and Leigh tensed, sending a glare towards Aten. Stephan, wedged in the middle of the table, made note of the odd exchange. Danny slid the stone onto the table in front of him. "Shiny, ain't it?"
"She's a beaut, Danno." He reached out for it, but a sudden, subtle, gust of air sent it rolling into Leigh's lap.
Leigh, narrow-eyed, looked down at the stone and then at all the eyes turned on vem, but ve just blinked. "Oh, like the rest of you have never had balls in your lap before."
Simone smirked. "Yeah," she shoved a thumb over her shoulder at Danny, "but his weren't green and packed with alchemy power."
Danny shrugged. "One outta two ain't bad."
Aten cut through the laughter, clearing his throat. "Balls or no balls, we should figure out how to meet with the...wait, who even rules this place?" Leigh subtly stowed the stone in vis coat pocket, winking at Aten.
Everyone looked at one another...until all eyes were on Fiona, the dentist.
She raised an eyebrow, looking up from her small knitting project. She made a face. "There was a queen the last time I was here." And back to knitting she went.
"Then we're gonna meet a queen, I guess." mumbled Simone. "I wonder if she'll have anything worth snatching on the way out."
"No!" shouted Stephan, fist slamming into the table. "I will not allow you hooligans, Fiona withstanding, to stand before a Queen and make fools of us all!"
"Oh come on, we're not that embarassing," Danny commented, breadsticks stuck in his mouth like walrus tusks.
Andy broke off half of one and took a chomp of it himself. "Dunno, Danno. The flamey one has a point."
Stephan pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. "All of you are just so...so...plebian!"
Leigh raised an eyebrow. "I beg your boorish pardon?"
Stephan growled. "You're worse than all of them!" He put a hand to his forehead and fell back in his chair. "You're...a librarian!"
"I didn't know you supported small government," Danny added, Aten pulling him into a whisper of correction.
Leigh folded vis arms and looked at Stephan coldly. "And all of this soapboxery is coming from the man who supposedly left a life of abundant leisure and loftiness behind in the rich land of Celesta...for what, exactly? Just to hold a sword to my head and flirt with Aten?" Leigh scoffed. "Whether or not anyone at this table believes in destiny or fate or God or gods, you, Stephan, are a simple anomaly who refuses to bring forward any reasoning for your involvement in this quest in the slightest. In fact," ve leaned in, "it would be wise of one to ponder whether such a mysterious and sudden ally turned out to be an ally at all."
There was silence. And there were glances exchanged. Finally, all of them fell on Stephan, who looked only at Aten. His voice was low and soft. "Have you had your fill of waiting, Aten?"
"I'm a patient fellow," Aten said, his tone casual, but his eyes locked in a pircing glare. "But I'm not sure about the rest of my friends."
Stephan nodded, golden locks falling in front of his eyes. "Before the seal was erected, the energies that flowed through Celesta traveled through natural energy channels called Ley Lines. They're a type of river...only for energy, you see. And there were a collection of those Ley Lines beneath the lands my family owned. My ancestors gathered the minerals and gems from the earth--garnets, rubies, nothing special--and embued them with fiery energies. We were the first to create a method by which any man could harness the power of pyrology without being gifted with auburn eyes." He sat up and pushed his hair back. "We were the richest family in the world."
"And the seal stole your livelihood." Fiona had put down her sewing and watched the man beside her with great care.
"Not immediately," he countered. "The Pirion line had amassed such a fortune of these great and powerful stones that we continued to thrive and partake in Celestan nobility until just a few years ago, when the last remaining thousand were pillaged from our village of Emberwood."
"If it makes you feel any better, that stew was really good." Simone jabbed an elbow into Andy's side.
"It does not. Ultimately, I left home in the hopes of finding new Ley Lines." He looked up to Leigh. "And I did."
"You're not shocking me by finding energy lines converging beneath the monastery."
"Well, you shocked me quite a bit back then." He shook his head. "I went to Gwendolyn with a business proposition, but when I came to her chambers, I overheard her speaking to one of her mages about the stone within the mountain...or the stone she believed to be in the mountain." His eyes narrowed. "So how could I pass up the lust? In one fell swoop, I would rejuvenate the land and my family's wealth. I would bring prosperity to a world that has long since begun withering." He smiled. "It's almost too poetic in itself to pass up."
Aten drummed his fingers on the table. "Stephan, why would this be worth keeping secret?"
Stephan smiled wryly. "A noble without nobility has no identity, Aten. A man with no identity has no purpose in life. And those without purpose do not attract those with purpose."
Danny swallowed a big chunk of breadstick. "I don't get it, though. That's...no. That doesn't make sense."
At that moment the bartender returned, a keg marked with with holy symbols under one arm, and a bottle of wine in her other hand. "Here ya go." She kept her eyes on Simone the whole time, before quickly returning to the back.
Stephan reached for his bottle, not bothering to poor himself a glass, and just chugging back a gulp, as the others tapped the keg. To his disgust, he found himself assaulted with a wave of wine soaked noodles. He spat, the noodles splattering across the table. "What is wrong with these vermin?!" He bemoaned. "Fine, Daniel, I shall educate you."
Stephan sighed and stood up, placing his hands on his chest, a sparkling rose pulled from nowhere. "I have a confession, darling plebians, doctors, and librarians!" He paused, tipping the rose against his nose. "I, Stephan Pirion, am poor!"
"Sure didn't feel poor earlier," Simone spat out, patting the gold still in her pocket.
"That gold was stolen from your secret stash you keep hidden within the engine room of the ship," he confessed.
Simone choked and drew a dagger. "You mean to tell me I've been carrying around NOT-stolen gold all day?!" She threw it all on the floor.
"Well, you probably stole it orginally," Aten interjected.
Realizing her mistake, she dropped to the floor, picking it up piece by piece. "This is why I keep you around, Tin-Tin."
"So that's it, then?" Andy asked. "You're poor? That's the big confession?" He looked around the table. "Your mates are pitiful, Danno."
"Oh! Is this when we share our own secrets?"
"Yes, Danny," responded Fiona, putting a hand in Stephan's. "So I confess: I don't make my own lollipops!" She blushed. "Bart came up with the recipe and was too ashamed to tell anyone that they were his!"
Simone grinned from beneath the table. "Remind me to put one of these gold at an altar in memory of your precious ego, princess."
There was a bump underneath the table as Fiona's boot dug into Simone's gut.
Danny stood up. "I confess that I, uh." He scratched his head. "Huh. What don't you guys know about me?"
"He was a fat kid!" shouted Andy. Everyone applauded.
Danny blushed. "I was...I was just big-boned!"
Simone popped up and smirked. "You're still big-boned."
Leigh stood and bowed to everyone. "I know fewer languages than Aten does, and this both greatly shames and amuses me."
Simone kicked her feet up. "I would sell any of you to a cannibal for less than what I get in a month from my restaurants."
Stephan looked at Simone in shock, mouth agape. "You own a buisness?!"
Simone's expression melted. "Why so surprised, street rat?"
Andy groaned as he leaned forward in his chair. "If I'm a part of this--which I ain't wantin' ta be--then I'll say it: I get a tattoo on ma chest whenever I beat Danno in a fight." He ripped opened his buttoned-up shirt and showed a veritable cartoon panel of fight scenes ranging from little kids all the way to grown men.
And that just left Aten.
"Would any of you object if I took Stephan somewhere more private for mine?"
Andy breathed a laugh, but no one made any comments. Aten slipped out, while Stephan wormed his way off the table.
They walked to a less populated corner of the bar, standing near the corner. Stephan was on edge, fidgeting as he didn't know how to hold himself, how to react. For one of the few times in his life, Stephan was at a loss for words.
"Thank you, Stephan." Aten reached out his arm, pulling Stephan into a hug, briefly pecking his lips as they parted. "What you said earlier, about feeling without purpose or identity, I know that feeling all to well. I drifted for many years before finding my way into Danny's gust, and with it a cause to fight for.
"But you, Stephan, what you said earlier....You may feel lost, but you do have a purpose, you said it plainly back there, you are on your own quest. You've taken control and charged forward, finding new purpose in your loss of the old. From my perspective, it seems that your path runs parallel my own, so if I may be so bold, I would like us move forward toghther."
"I suppose that may appeal to me," Stephan said, head looking down. "If you truly insist on it."
"You two done with your love crap?" Andy shouted. "Some of us have actual buisness to get on with."
The two of them walked back, Aten wrapping his fingers with Stephan as they took their seats. "I insist."
"Now then," Stephan started. "I have quite the challenge on my hands, don't I?"
"What are you on about now?" Andy moaned.
"Well, who else is capable of making the bunch of you presentable enough to see The Queen?"







