
The Smell of Parix. Simone strolled into the tavern. It was mostly empty. Dim light filtered through the windows, but mostly the cracks in the wall. A lonely-looking girl moved the floor dirt around with a mop.
Simone sat down at one of the tables. It seemed to have been stolen from a shipwreck. She traced the cracks in it, dragging her finger through the dust. This went on for some time. Nobody appeared to be interested in her stomach grumbling.
At last, the girl with the mop moved in her direction. "May I take your order?" she mumbled, mop still in hand.
"Fish soup," she said. It was the most basic of Parixian recipes. Gumbo for the poor, but with a fancy accent. Went over well with the tourists. The cornerstone of any cheap Parixian-style eatery.
After a suspiciously brief while, she returned with the soup. "That'll be two gold."
Simone raised her eyebrow and handed her the coins. She looked at the bowl. It certainly wasn't two gold's worth of soup in size. Perhaps it tasted better than it looked. She hoped so. It looked slimy. She took a bite. It tasted slimy. Like fish water. She spat out a fishbone. They should have named the place The Smell of Armpits.
A few disappointed slurps later, Simone was back on the streets. That should not be how a Parixian restaurant serves, she thought. These people were disgracing her land. But what to do? Fires weren't a very subtle way to remove problems, and the police already had an eye out on her after that unfortunate brewery incident.
The idea struck her gut violently. Open her own eatery! Of course! She'd put them out of business, and make some sweet money in the process. Simone, you're a genius.
Her stomach kicked again. Perhaps it wasn't impressed by her brilliance after all. That soup had really done a number on her.
She ran into an alley. A cat ran out, hissing, a look of terror stamped on its face. Simone re-emerged, wiping her mouth. Now, what would a proper eatery require? She raised her head, contemplating all the mouth-watering things she'd seen and tasted. They lacked the Parixian seas, but replacements could be found.
Diver birds circled in the gay air above. Their caw was unmistakable to her ears. Their eggs were also pretty great. The only ones she'd seen in Norcaster had incredibly bloated prices, though. Probably because it took so much effort to get them, what with the birds nesting so high up. They were fancy stuff. If she could somehow get to those, she'd practically be in business. But unless she learned how to fly, or grew a pair of wings...
Another thought struck her. This time she was pretty sure it wasn't the soup. Not much left of that in her. Perhaps she couldn't fly, but she knew somebody who could. Now, to find him, and recruit him to the cause.
*
"Oh, hey Simone," Aten said, cheerfully, hopping down from the ship's mast. "You look a little green."
"I had a close encounter with soup," Simone said. "But never mind that. I need your help filching some bird eggs."
Aten raised his eyebrows.
"I'll explain on the way, come on." Simone tugged at his arm. "I'll make you lunch."
He jumped ahead of her, eyes alight. Simone grinned. If Aten's stomach could be swayed, so could those of many others, no doubt. She explained her predicament to him along the way. Aten grew more enthusiastic by the minute.
"Food and exercise, in one go? Sounds great to me!"
They parted ways at the shoreline, Aten with instructions to grab as many eggs as possible -- she reassured him this wasn't mating season, and the eggs would not produce babies (or something like that) -- and Simone heading back to town.
What she had to do now was find a place to set up. Renting a building was out of the question. Did she know anybody willing to help her out, for a reasonable price? She hadn't many acquaintances in Norcaster. Not of the good kind. But perhaps, a light in the distance, the glimmer of hope, a solution! Simone grinned wickedly.
*
"You want me to what?!"
The man was the picture of incredulity. His face was scrunched but his eyes were wide, even his beard looked distressed. He was Todd, owner of what had once been a backstreet inn. Simone had crashed into it one drunken night with Danny (having been kicked out of several others) and caused apocalyptic chaos. Or so she was told. She didn't remember any of it.
Looking at the place now, that was fairly easy to believe. She'd recognize those knife marks anywhere, after any stretch of time. And was that a table leg speared into the wall? Sheesh. How could she not remember something so fun?
"Come on, Todd," Simone said. "You're closing up shop, right? This is an opportunity!"
"I'm closing up shop because you wrecked it! And what opportunity, why should I do you any favors?"
"Life is hard out there if you're a disgraced tavern owner," Simone said. She noted Todd's growing rage and continued quickly. "But I'm offering you money! As store owner, you'd get a cut off of everything we make." She sidled closer to him. "Parixian cuisine is fancy, you know, popular with the ladies. Great PR for up-and-coming businessmen."
The banter went on back in forth. Todd's expression mutated into something more pleasing to Simone's gold-coin-eyes rapidly. He had nothing to lose, and she had everything to gain. What could go wrong?
Having received directions to the place via scrying-stone, Aten returned, eggs in hand. The front of the former inn now read, in sloppy writing that appeared to have been carved with a blade: 'Money's Mess Hall'.
Below it was a wide-smiled Simone.
"We're in business."






