Lorduncan214
who IS this guy?
If ever I write a book, I'll put the following at the beginning. It should tell you a bit about me.
Before you rests a tale of heroic heraldry and cunning cutlery, verklempt voyages and supercilious swashbucklers. If I can get this right, the minute black squiggles between the bindings of this book will morph into a smorgasbord of splenetic sesquipedalians, smashing hope and tragedy, morals and good-ol’ explosions (no promises) together in a phantasmagorical tintinnabulation of obstreperous carbuncles. I will craft a story so spectacular that, after consuming the glorious knowledge that rests within, even the most cantankerous of imbeciles will be able to run their very own kakistocracy. Now, cross my threshold and prepare to be punctilious, my good friend, for once you -defenestrate-yourself-into- (crossed out) enter my domain, you will not depart with ease.
Interests
This, I guess? Writing? I am good at having smarts, eating tarts, playing hearts, shooting darts, not shopping at marts, driving carts, pencil arts, and emitting farts.
Occupation
Naut Spellink!