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Young Writers Society


Elelel

About Elelel

Someone is reading my biography?

Do I strike you as interesting?

No?

You're just bored?

Well, find something more worthwhile to do.

No, really.

Don't keep reading this.

I'm telling you it's not worth it. I'm going to stop typing in a minute.

I really am.

I swear.

Any minute now the writing will end. Then you'll have to find something better to do.

Look, you could do so much more with your life than read this.

Do you know how to play chess? You could become the world's best chess player.

No?

What about golf? I don't like golf, so you can have my share of talent.

You're a writer, right? So why do you go and write something brilliant.

You could dedicate it to me.

Or make a character like me.

Nah, on seconds thoughts I want 99% of the profits.

Well, come on then! Go and write a bestseller! I want my money!


Occupation

Proud in the ranks of the unemployed. Parentally funded!


Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
— RazorSharpPencil