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Young Writers Society


Cade

About Cade

I'm Colleen. I love sweaters, the piano, and serif fonts because I'm a total high-school-litmag-nerd. I eat emo poetry for breakfast, and I couldn't live without my camera.


Interests

Photography, music, piano, bowling, stage magic, helping seventh-graders perform said stage magic, Law & Order, and eating ice cream with forks.

Occupation

Conspiracy theorist


have u ever noticed how ugly rosy-lipped batfish r? and not like in the “aw ur so ugly ur cute” way that like opossums r — no they’re just hideously ugly beasts that should never have existed and r the epitome of evolution fails. the stupidity, blank look, head emptiness. they’re horrible n everyone who likes them r horrible too. they truly have the worst fan-base >:[
— Shady